Things you should NEVER EVER do!

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Disagree with or contradict any one who joined NSC in 2005 or earlier

Quite right.

I would add, pick your nose carelessly during the winter months It won't heal till June at the earliest.

 

[SeagullinExile]

in a drunken state, push an old railway sleeper down an abandoned tin mine late at night in Cornwall, just to see how deep it is...There may well be a goat tethered to it.

 

[Surrey Seagull]

One for the kids, eat ear wax.

 

[Puppet Master]

in a drunken state, push an old railway sleeper down an abandoned tin mine late at night in Cornwall, just to see how deep it is...There may well be a goat tethered to it.

I really hope you didnt

 

[maltaseagull]

Give you up; let you down; run around and desert you; make you cry; say goodbye; or tell a lie and hurt you.

Learn the lyrics of Rick Astley songs -------Damn it's catching!

 

[SeagullinExile]

I really hope you didnt

No I didn't. It was something I heard somewhere else. None the less, something you should never do!

 

[Hornblower]

Give a goal when the whole of the ball DID NOT CROSS THE LINE!!!!!

 

[Nibble]

Leave a voicemail for your girlfriend whose waiting at home when you are in the pub because you want to stay with your mates and talk about the women you have done up the wrongle. Then forget to hang up and lob your phone on the table unwittingly leaving a 3 minute message for your girlfriend detailing how many women you have done up the wrongle.

 

[red star portslade]

Leave a voicemail for your girlfriend whose waiting at home when you are in the pub because you want to stay with your mates and talk about the men who have done you up the wrongle. Then forget to hang up and lob your phone on the table unwittingly leaving a 3 minute message for your girlfriend detailing how many men have done you up the wrongle.

There edited it for you Nibble

 

[Nibble]

There edited it for you Nibble

Oh right, yes, see what you did there. Ever so good.

 

[Postman Pat]

1. Talk about fight club.

2. Grass.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Blame it on the sunshine, moonlight or good times.

Instead, blame it on the boogie.

 

[Danny-Boy]

:QUOTE=Alonso Moseley;6028579]Wear socks in the bath.[/QUOTE]thumbsup:[

 

[Dick Head]

:QUOTE=Alonso Moseley;6028579]Wear socks in the bath.

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Forget to close your HTML tags.

 

[Brighton TID]

Attempt to pick dog's mess out of the soles of your shoes using a spindly tree stick. It will inevitably snap and project poo into your eye or mouth if it is open at the time. Also, no matter how hard you try to avoid it, your hands will always smell of poo afterwards.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Loosen her handcuffs because they "hurt" and then open the window because she "wants some air"

She'll be gone

 

[Iamapen15]

Never ever use the line..... "babe I'm so sorry, I was so drunk, I even had too fold it in"