Things you should NEVER EVER do!

[papajaff]

Pull yourself off on a packed tube

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Fight the moonlight. No matter what you do, the night is going to get to you.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Sing "1-0 and you ****ed it up" before the 94th minute

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Sing "1-0 and you ****ed it up" before the 94th minute

or worse still, sing it against a team about 10 divisions below you (FC United) I'm not one of 'the cringers' on here but FFS!

 

[Bognor Bystander]

wear socks with sandals !

 

[Titanic]

Give you up; let you down; run around and desert you; make you cry; say goodbye; or tell a lie and hurt you.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Lunge wildly at the Pope.

No. This everyone SHOULD do.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Give you up; let you down; run around and desert you; make you cry; say goodbye; or tell a lie and hurt you.

or sing along to it!

 

[Mackenzie]

"Dry" your knob in a Dyson Airblade

 

[SeagullinExile]

Clean out your budgie's cage with a hoover..... before removing the budgie.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Wear white socks with long trousers.

 

[Norman Potting]

Wear white socks with long trousers.

Something I would never knowingly do. I like this thread, a good number of ROTFL posts.

 

[Munkfish]

Rip your banjo string and then try and stop the blood with a tissue.

 

[dougdeep]

Wear white socks with long trousers.

What on earth is wrong with that?

 

[Box of Frogs]

Rip your banjo string and then try and stop the blood with a tissue.

 

[John Bumlick]

Place a treasured possession on the ground at at football match. A birthday card from your son, for example.

 

[John Bumlick]

Wear white socks with long trousers.

...unless you are Indian and work in IT.

 

[John Bumlick]

Chop chilli and then go to the loo, or handle your "manhood" for whatever other nefarious purpose, without washing your hands first.

And never shove a whole chili up your arse then try to crush it with your pooping muscles.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Take a drum to the football.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Ask for extra chef's special sauce in a Lancaster curry house while your obliterated mate is accidentally attempting to burn it down.