Things that you just can't get your head around

[dougdeep]

1) Breakfast in bed. Isn't it more comfortable to sit in a chair?

 

[withdeanwombat]

Gareth Southgate calling for a quota on foreign players in the Championsip and below.

So, do the relegated Prem teams have to sell their 15 star foreigners when they are relegated, or are they to be part of the parachute fiddle ?

Yes, I know, it's Gareth Southgate !

 

[pipkin112]

Why have the FA sold 18000 tickets to Polish fans for tomorrow's match at wembley?

 

[spongy]

Mobile phones. You can, within reason, talk to anyone else, wherever you are, instantly, and also find out anything you want with mobile internet.

 

[pasty]

Football on ITV

 

[teaboy]

 

[Trigger]

Ashley Barnes.

 

[Husty]

Why have the FA sold 18000 tickets to Polish fans for tomorrow's match at wembley?

English fans didn't want them?

 

[dougdeep]

The Albion having cheaper shop prices on match day. Don't they want customers on non-match days? All the staff stand around with nothing to do.

 

[Hillian1]

Anyone who finds it necessary to highlight grammatical or spelling errors on a message-board.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Toilet u bend

 

[FamilyGuy]

How do commercial aircraft stay in the air?
How do passenger liners float?
Why do women fall for idiotic adverts for cosmetics and creams?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Women s logic

 

[StonehamPark]

Why cannabis is illegal at the same time as alcohol and tobacco are legal.

 

[Norman Potting]

The Albion having LOWER PRICES IN THE SHOP on match day. Don't they want customers on non-match days? All the staff stand around with nothing to do.

Corrected for you, just to annoy Hilian!

 

[Taybha]

Germans

 

[jakarta]

How do commercial aircraft stay in the air?
How do passenger liners float?
Why do women fall for idiotic adverts for cosmetics and creams?

1. The Laws of Physics

2. The Laws of Physics

3. OK you got me with that last one......

 

[bluenitsuj]

How people can believe in a god

 

[Badger]

How people can believe in a god

You beat me to it, I think this puzzles me more than anything else.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

You beat me to it, I think this puzzles me more than anything else.

Indeed. Baffles me.