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Things that are, frankly, a load of old sh*t
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Hipsters basically. People who REFUSE to let themselves like ANYTHING that is even remotely "mainstream".
The Kardashians. The sooner they are forgotten, the better.
Also, Man United/Chelsea/Arsenal/Spurs "fans" that go "who do you support?" and you reply "Brighton", to which they respond "Yeah but what's your proper team?" 
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Also, Man United/Chelsea/Arsenal/Spurs "fans" that go "who do you support?" and you reply "Brighton", to which they respond "Yeah but what's your proper team?"
Is there anyone who actually says that?
I mean, that are an adult?
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Sleeve tattoos.
Oh, and the worst? Tattoo on the neck.
Oh, and the worst? Tattoo on the neck.
Yep - had it a few times. Most notably walking out of a pub in WORTHING, WEST SUSSEX.
Chelsea had just gone 2-0 up against Liverpool in about the 85th minute, me and a few BHA-supporting mates were down the pub partly to watch the match and decided to leave at that point. Got some "banter" from some Chelsea "fans" along the lines of "ah, watch the Liverpool go, unlucky mate".
I turned round and said "Don't support Liverpool mate." This BAFFLED the plastic. He then said..."So....who do you support?!" "Brighton". Again the plastic looked confused for a long while (remember this whole scene is set in SUSSEX, which makes it incredibly depressing). He then said, VERBATIM: "No, but....which Premiership team do you support?" At which point me and my friends just starting laughing and continued leaving.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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That IS shit.
jakarta
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Some local moans for those who use BBC Sussex for travel news etc:
Neil f**cking Pringle. An ignorant, arrogant tw*t of the highest order. I yearn to punch his fat ugly face in every morning.
Sarah f*cking Gorrell, if it doesn't relate to mums and kiddiwinks you won't be hearing about it in a hurry (and she's Ginger as well).
I can only imagine some perverse wit at BBC Sussex ran a Reverse Talent Contest to select their Presenters....
Neil f**cking Pringle. An ignorant, arrogant tw*t of the highest order. I yearn to punch his fat ugly face in every morning.
Sarah f*cking Gorrell, if it doesn't relate to mums and kiddiwinks you won't be hearing about it in a hurry (and she's Ginger as well).
I can only imagine some perverse wit at BBC Sussex ran a Reverse Talent Contest to select their Presenters....
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Some local moans for those who use BBC Sussex for travel news etc:
Neil f**cking Pringle. An ignorant, arrogant tw*t of the highest order. I yearn to punch his fat ugly face in every morning.
Sarah f*cking Gorrell, if it doesn't relate to mums and kiddiwinks you won't be hearing about it in a hurry (and she's Ginger as well).
I can only imagine some perverse wit at BBC Sussex ran a Reverse Talent Contest to select their Presenters....
If you hate it so much...why do you listen to it every morning?
Hillian1
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Exactly the same conversation was had in my local in Burgess Hill "who do you support" asked the Man U shirt wearing Sussex born and Bred avid fanatical fan, "Brighton" I replied. "No which Premier team do you support" I just shook my head and continued talking to the Liverpool shirt wearing avid fanatical Sussex born and bred Scouser.
MattBackHome
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I can only imagine some perverse wit at BBC Sussex ran a Reverse Talent Contest to select their Presenters....
I'm assuming that you mean to exclude the WONDERFUL Paul Miller from that statement...
Yes, quite a few.
jakarta
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AHEM.... The first line of my post?
Prices in the USA. Here's a novel idea, how about including the tax in the prices you display? You know, the amount that EVERYONE will actually have to pay.
Tipping in the USA. Oh, so you want me to pay you a dollar for pouring me a pint (obviously not a proper pint) do you?
Tipping in the USA. Oh, so you want me to pay you a dollar for pouring me a pint (obviously not a proper pint) do you?
jakarta
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That would be the left handed batsman Paul Miller?
Bwian
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- Jul 14, 2003
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Clothing companies shouldn't be allowed to make leggings and crop tops above a certain size.
Eeeew! can you imagine what some of these blimps would look like in things that are 4 sizes too small? You know they'd still wear them but there'd simply be loads more hanging out.
Motion denied.
British Bulldog
The great escape
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I've never met anybody who does.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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Smart phones. They've fallen into the hands of the stupid people. They stagger around like drunks, unable to walk and read a screen at the same time.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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And don't get me started on these wanky pull-along cases. How lovely to have to listen to some tosser's SUITCASE FFS roaring along loud as Concorde on cheapo crappy wheels about half a mile away. DESTROY! 