Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
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Ha! I'm sure I'd change my mind if I was to have kids but i'm too selfish to spend that much time doing what a 3 year old wants to do.
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Things that are, frankly, a load of old sh*t
- Thread starter happypig
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Ha! I'm sure I'd change my mind if I was to have kids but i'm too selfish to spend that much time doing what a 3 year old wants to do.
spring hall convert
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One mention, fine, we've all got lives. It's the countdowns that get me.
sydney
tinky ****in winky
battenburg cake.
turienzo's lovechild
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cup-****ing-cakes
how have they become such a big deal? cost about 5p to make and sold to middle class mums for about £5
Nibble
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Agreed. "Oooooh! 3 more sleeps til New York". Then upon arrival in NY they seem to do nowt but post Instagram pics of busy streets and massive plates of food. I know someone who was properly looking ofrwardto going and seeing all the tourist sites and museums, the whole NY thang. She got there just over a week ago. Not many posts from her surprisingly.
Nibble
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Indeed. Always fat girls into Burlesque or Roller derby who bake them.
Signs in the back of cars warning that there is a "baby on board", "little princess on board", "show dogs in transit" or anything similar.
Yes, of course, until I saw the notice I was going to risk driving into the back of you, but now I know you've got a brat or a precious dog or whatever in there, I'm going to take extra care..............
Actually it has the opposite effect on me -- makes me more likely to want to smash into them.
Yes, of course, until I saw the notice I was going to risk driving into the back of you, but now I know you've got a brat or a precious dog or whatever in there, I'm going to take extra care..............
Actually it has the opposite effect on me -- makes me more likely to want to smash into them.
It has always amazed me, given how lots of people on folks' facebook are not ACTUAL friends, but aquaintances, and friends of friends (of friends), that people think its such a great idea to announce to the world "My house is going to be empty for two weeks from next Tuesday. Fill your boots".
Same goes for on here. "Does anyone know much about New York? I'm off there with the family for two weeks, on Friday". Genius.
Nibble
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Mmmm, how did you resist? I hate it when I am waiting at lights to cross a road and a fat chav, similar to the one you saw, with kids and looking generally like 10lb of shit in a 5lb bag, stands next to me waiting for the lights too. I move away in case anyone sees me and thinks i'm with it.
saltdeanseagull1
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- Aug 21, 2011
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Price tags. Why when you buy stuff are the mostly £4.99, £10.99 etc etc. Just round the thing up to a fiver or a tenner. Do the shops think beleive we think we are getting a bargain as it is less than £10.00.
daveinprague
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They seem to be the same people I see, munching on a big mac in the street....but of course, with a diet coke.
TWOCHOICEStom
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With a view to the above.
PLAYBOY stickers on cars of women who are not Playboy bunnies. What a load of old shit.
PLAYBOY stickers on cars of women who are not Playboy bunnies. What a load of old shit.
Yep. So really, the thing I was saying is "frankly sh*t" is people who dress according to the body they WANT, not the body they HAVE.
Clothing companies shouldn't be allowed to make leggings and crop tops above a certain size.
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
People who, when you say that you like a certain band, exclaim with some proud authority that they 'liked their early stuff, before they became commercial'. Load of sh1te.