Things that are, frankly, a load of old sh*t

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Jim Van Winkle

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Jul 14, 2010
3,125
Hawaii
Cupcakes - what is it with this phenomenon? I just don't get it. Overpriced sponge cake with icing. C'mon it must have cost 50p to make and now Primrose Hill Mummy is forking out a fiver for a piece of cake that doesn't even fit in the palm of my hand. FFS.
 


Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,837
Toronto
Really? I live by The Thames next to a cricket club, rowing club, beautiful houseboats, bridges, Hampton court. Hardly bland. It's got it's fair share of shitholes but Epsom Downs on a snowy day or early morning as the horses thunder along. Box Hill on a summer's day? No sorry, you are quite mistaken.

Indeed, places like Reigate really drag it down as a county.
 


piersa

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Apr 17, 2011
3,155
London
Gary Madine
 


piersa

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Apr 17, 2011
3,155
London
People who call themselves "Guru" of anything
 




piersa

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Apr 17, 2011
3,155
London
Champagne socialists
 


piersa

Well-known member
Apr 17, 2011
3,155
London
Other socialists
 










Dan Gleeballs

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Nov 24, 2011
968
Reproducing for the sake of gaining accommodation
Reproducing without any means of supporting the child/children
Reproducing and treating said offspring with contempt and without due care
Cruelty both to children & animals
Ignorance
Arrogance
Luis Suarez
 




Durlston

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NSC Patron
Jul 15, 2009
9,778
Psychiatrists/Psychologists.

*Look at notes*, *stare at patient for 15 seconds*, *ask question like "Have you had any urges to kill anyone recently?* Repeat similar process :rolleyes:
 


Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic
Jan 13, 2013
6,371
Sheffield
Crawley, if it wasn't for The Hawth, the cinema and changing trains at Three Bridges I'd never set foot there again
 


MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003
11,747
Really? I live by The Thames next to a cricket club, rowing club, beautiful houseboats, bridges, Hampton court. Hardly bland. It's got it's fair share of shitholes but Epsom Downs on a snowy day or early morning as the horses thunder along. Box Hill on a summer's day? No sorry, you are quite mistaken.

I stand corrected.
 




SIMMO SAYS

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Jul 31, 2012
11,723
Incommunicado
Really? I live by The Thames next to a cricket club, rowing club, beautiful houseboats, bridges, Hampton court. Hardly bland. It's got it's fair share of shitholes but Epsom Downs on a snowy day or early morning as the horses thunder along. Box Hill on a summer's day? No sorry, you are quite mistaken.

Over paid condescending Actors are a load of old :shit:


This post is totally fueled by a bottle of New Zealands 'Finest' and 'Nibble' wanting me banned yonks ago
 






pastafarian

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Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
It's got it's fair share of shitholes but Epsom Downs on a snowy day or early morning as the horses thunder along. Box Hill on a summer's day? No sorry, you are quite mistaken.

slightly back to front nibble should be Epsom Downs on a summers day and Box Hill on a snowy day armed only with a stolen large cafeteria tray......suicide sledging at its finest.
 




pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
Atheists, Richard Dawkins and Ed Miliband - complete toilet the lot of them.

very true

Thor will punish them all.

Magic underpants,rules about beard length and refusing to eat rock badgers should be the norm....it makes perfect sense.

though im not sure how Ed falls into that class
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
17,184
very true

Thor will punish them all.


Magic underpants,rules about beard length and refusing to eat rock badgers should be the norm....it makes perfect sense.

though im not sure how Ed falls into that class

Thor doesn't exist, Zeus will have you at the golden gates.
 


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