There's a bird in my bedroom

[Billy the Fish]

What happens if the fireman gets stuck?

I'd send down mountain rescue.
Segullion, i don't see how tossing him off will help matters

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

The bugger probably has bird flu!

 

[Scotty Mac]

I'd send down mountain rescue.
Segullion, i don't see how tossing him off will help matters

sorry to be awkward, but what if mountain rescue gets stuck?

 

[Billy the Fish]

sorry to be awkward, but what if mountain rescue gets stuck?

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team

 

[eastlondonseagull]

But its not a dead sparrow is it, its a STARLING, hence the quote

Help

 

[Gazwag]

sorry to be awkward, but what if mountain rescue gets stuck?

 

[Northstander]

What you need to flush it out something that will easily go down the small crevices and hunt it out!

I suggest one of these.....

 

[Le Premier Cru]

A stuffed pine marten/ferret?

Surprised look on its face thought to be largely due to the unwelcome insertion of two coathangers.

 

[Billy the Fish]

A stuffed pine marten/ferret?

Surprised look on its face thought to be largely due to the unwelcome insertion of two coathangers.

 

[Gazwag]

What you need to flush it out something that will easily go down the small crevices and hunt it out!

I suggest one of these.....

Won't it just fall to the ground though, being stuffed and all anyway there's so little room let will it fit

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Buggered if I'm sticking him down the hole. My cat might start shagging it

 

[Race]

Is the bird still flapping about down there though?!!

 

[Northstander]

A stuffed pine marten/ferret?

Surprised look on its face thought to be largely due to the unwelcome insertion of two coathangers.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Is the bird still flapping about down there though?!!

No, it all went quiet disturbingly quickly

 

[Scotty Mac]

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team

would the a-team realistically fit down there though?

 

[Man of Harveys]

No, it all went quiet disturbingly quickly

You need to feed it. Stick your worm into the crack.

 

[Northstander]

You need to feed it. Stick your worm into the crack.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

You need to feed it. Stick your worm into the crack.

cheeky

 

[eastlondonseagull]

You need to feed it. Stick your worm into the crack.

Wonder whether Chappers would be up for pooing in it? That would surely FLUSH it out.