The worst thing you have ever smelt???

[carteater]

Yesterday I soaked an oven dish that had, had barbecue chicken in it, when I went to wash it today I nearly threw up for the first time in 5 years.

It was probably the most disgusting smell that has ever hit my nostrils ever, I still feel sick now when I think about it .

 

[TomandJerry]

A real eggy smelling fart in the confined space of a lift, people's eyes were watering!

 

[MCJIM2000]

Selhurst park!

 

[hitony]

Oh dear........I can see where this thread is heading............

 

[AmexRuislip]

Silage on a farm ,throat wrenching

 

[carteater]

A real eggy smelling fart in the confined space of a lift, people's eyes were watering!

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[5mins-from-amex]

The toilets on Seaford seafront on Saturday were almost unbearable.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Oh dear........I can see where this thread is heading............

I'll oblige ..... [MENTION=28761]carteater[/MENTION]'s mum.

 

[carteater]

I'll oblige ..... [MENTION=28761]carteater[/MENTION]'s mum.

YOU ****ING WOT M8?.





. (I hope you were just joking).

 

[Eric Potts]

A duck egg , which when cracked open , revealed a rotting duck foetus. Not the best start to a hangover-curing breakfast.

 

[Buzzer]

Your mum

 

[carteater]

Your mum

HOW ****ING DARE YE!!!!! you should be banned for derogatory comments about my mother. .












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[carteater]

A duck egg , which when cracked open , revealed a rotting duck foetus. Not the best start to a hangover-curing breakfast.

Nice... .

 

[symyjym]

A duck egg , which when cracked open , revealed a rotting duck foetus. Not the best start to a hangover-curing breakfast.

Some cultures consider that a delicacy.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I once had a severe tooth infection, it was so bad the tooth had to be extracted, the moment the dentist cracked it free the room filled with a stomach churning smell.

 

[happypig]

A woman in a supermarket in France. I thought it was a chemical leak or something but I realised the smell was moving; she didn't look scruffy or unkempt but the smell was acrid and made my eyes water.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

YOU ****ING WOT M8?.





. (I hope you were just joking).

Of course I was joking ..... I meant your Grandma - I often confuse the two.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

A mate was once getting frisky in the canine position with a girl from sunny Darlington when the stench of her none too clean anal canal hit his nostrils and continued to waft up throughout the unspeakable act.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Liquidised fish waste. The gagging reflex starts when you're 50 yards away with the knowledge you still have to go past it. Raw sewage smells like perfume in comparison.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I once had a sever tooth infection, it was so bad the tooth had to be extracted, the moment the dentist cracked it free the room filled with a stomach churning smell.

An involuntary bowel movement in the dentist's chair when the tooth is wrenched out is nothing to be ashamed of.