The Worst Sex Accident Ever

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Can you imagine what his first poo was like after that video?

No sweetcorn just shards of glass.

 

[Chicken run chick]

Is this why Hawkins is playing so badly!?

 

[coventrygull]

How do you find sick stuff like this and why?

 

[Nottseagull]

You think that is the worst? You want to have a word with my ex-wife after I "accidentally" missed the easy pink and went for the tricky brown one time. The fuss she made, you'd think I'd mortally wounded her.

With "accidentally" being so abbreviated, I presume you mean "accidentally on purpose" - in which case I must ask why on earth would you choose the way-out-of-date marmite jar when the honeypot is sitting right next to it?