What are those emoticons supposed to symbolise?
So you think that just because it's Christmas day that you can sneak on here and get some goodwill?
Well, not from me you pikey tosser.
**** off.
I could probably do with one of them to be fair, unfortunately didn't receive any myself, so nothing to swap.............
Ah Paul mate, I'll buy you a pint when I see you next and give you a present.
A Christmas onsie!!!!!!!!! Free to a good home. In fact free to any home!
Edit to the above, I do have the spa break available at Alexander House near East Grinstead. If anyone fancies an impulse buy to make up for those disappointing pressies and a relaxing few hours following the busy Christmas period, PM if you're interested and wish to make an offer (long shot I know, but if you don't ask you won't get...)
One blow up dartboard
An apple corer - random present from my 80 something nan
That Steve Job chap thought of everything.