The official 'Unwanted Gifts' sale thread!

[Meade's Ball]

Remember, it isn't the receiving, it is the giving.
It's the thought that counts.

In which case my mother thinks i have ageing hands as she gave me some dewrinklifying skin cream for paws.

I also got some Superman wristbands, but i do think they're rather cool and plan to wear them on my next run.

 

[imissworthing2]

I'm sure the mother in law knows I live in south Wales.............

 

[mistahclarke]

Opened pressies at home. Recycled two to the family already, re-wrapped and re-tagged. Winner!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Today is 914 days since I saw my daughter. Brought the Christmas presents around as always, just had a text from my ex-wife (with whom I am on reasonable terms) that the MacBook Air and Cath Kidson case I bought my daughter has been rejected, (although all the other presents have been accepted) so I will be finding it a new home I guess.

Crumbs. I hope the thought doesn't completely taint the day and some sense of togetherness soon blossoms between you.
It shan't do much, i know, but ITV4+1 has Dragnet on now with a few comical moments in the presence of Emil Muzz.

 

[British Bulldog]

I received a rather hideous striped polo shirt, A trip to the charity shop beckons.

 

[amexee]

I kid you not, a couple of years ago my partner was given a candle holder, it had a warning notice "KEEP AWAY FROM NAKED FLAME"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

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I'm sure the mother in law knows I live in south Wales.............

Looks more like New South Wales to me.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I've got a copy of Nas' Illmatic on vinyl that I already have if someone fancies a trade?

 

[janee]

My bloke just found a hideous shirt in the back of the wardrobe from last year - still in its wrapping. So he's wearing it tucked on with an even worse shirt!

 

[banjo]

Nasal hair remover as good as new, only used once.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Today is 914 days since I saw my daughter. Brought the Christmas presents around as always, just had a text from my ex-wife (with whom I am on reasonable terms) that the MacBook Air and Cath Kidson case I bought my daughter has been rejected, (although all the other presents have been accepted) so I will be finding it a new home I guess.

That's heartbreaking, mate.

And something crazy going on to reject a MacBook Air. What a lovely, well-meant present that was.

 

[banjo]

I received a rather hideous striped polo shirt, A trip to the charity shop beckons.

What for the matching trousers.

 

[imissworthing2]

Looks more like New South Wales to me.

Very good

 

[EDS]

Well well well, so much for telling others where they are going wrong

 

[Socialist Sid]

Well well well, so much for telling others where they are going wrong

So you think that just because it's Christmas day that you can sneak on here and get some goodwill?

Well, not from me you pikey tosser.

**** off.

 

[Iamapen15]

An apple corer - random present from my 80 something nan

 

[banjo]

So you think that just because it's Christmas day that you can sneak on here and get some goodwill?

Well, not from me you pikey tosser.

**** off.

Blimey it's Christmas ceasefire for one day at least.

 

[pauli cee]

Nasal hair remover as good as new, only used once.

I could probably do with one of them to be fair, unfortunately didn't receive any myself, so nothing to swap.............

 

[pauli cee]

No presents for me this year, the joys of being single and blissfully alone at Christmas.

So be grateful with your lousy gifts, and think yourselves lucky someone cared enough to give them to you!!

 

[MissGull]

What are those emoticons supposed to symbolise?