The official "Invent a chant for Lewis Grabban" thread

[Postman Pat]

Posh spice is a slapper
She'll shag anyone she can
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Grabban

 

[edna krabappel]

Every time we bring in a new player & the inevitable Posh Spice song comes up, I find myself pondering how grateful Darren Balkham is that we never signed Kenny Lunt.

Or Stephen Hunt.

 

[ozseagull]

Every time we bring in a new player & the inevitable Posh Spice song comes up, I find myself pondering how grateful Darren Balkham is that we never signed Kenny Lunt.

Or Stephen Hunt.

I know somebody called Zak Hunt. Or Isaac.

 

[edna krabappel]

I know somebody called Zak Hunt. Or Isaac.

So do I. Boys, eh?

 

[ozseagull]

So do I. Boys, eh?

Hes a big boy. He can handle it

 

[edna krabappel]

Hes a big boy. He can handle it

Yes indeed.

 

[Puppet Master]

It was mentioned the other day on there. Something about you having a second account or something.

I used to post on there about 13/14 years ago now, was one of the originals who helped set it up. Was banned then around TEN years later (seriously), outed myself as him and was banned again. Bit petty really. The Brighton fans on there are an embarrassment anyway, really show us all up.

 

[RM-Taylor]

He sits on the bench,
He sits on the beeeench,
£1 million and third choice,
He sits on the bench.

 

[Triggaaar]

Isn't this a little premature?

The official "Invent a chant for Lewis Grabban" thread

Brighton fans are ****ing mugs
They thought they'd signed Lewis Grabban
But when he went to sign on the line
He changed his mind and ran

PS - if he doesn't sign for us, whichever team he does sign for can have this on me. I'll expect to hear it chanted when he scores against us.

 

[martin tyler]

To the ture of Come on Come on
Grabban Grabban
Grabban Grabban
Grabban Grabban Grabban
Lou Grabban

Lyrical genius
And easy for those who struggle with complicated lyrics

 

[Simster]

The cover on Marley's Jammin remains the stand out chant for me.

Grabben, Lew Grabben, Lew Grabben
d'der d'der d'der d'd'der

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

One you never hear nowadays - and it is a classic (for the younger listeners here - you will need to trust me on this ...........).

Oh-Oh-Oh Lew-is. Lew-is,
I'd walk a million miles,
for one of your goals
Oh Lew-is.


Someone should have it anyway.

Charlie (Livesey), then Sully, then who else had this one ?

 

[Icy Gull]

One you never hear nowadays - and it is a classic (for the younger listeners here - you will need to trust me on this ...........).

Oh-Oh-Oh Lew-is. Lew-is,
I'd walk a million miles,
for one of your goals
Oh Lew-is.


Someone should have it anyway.

Charlie (Livesey), then Sully, then who else had this one ?

I remember it well, dare I say it sounds a bit gay these days?

 

[EDS]

Bob Marley jammin


Ooo grabben
Oh hes grabben them goals from youuuu
Ooo grabben
We're singing this for you
Ooh grabben, o grabben, o grabben

I'm a lyrical genius

Not sure Kevin would think so

 

[strings]

As suggested on the Adam El Abd thread, maybe we could recycle El Abd's 'muppets' chant - it has always been one of my favourites.

 

[dougdeep]

Sorry if it's been asked before but wasn't he academy player of the year at Palace?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I remember it well, dare I say it sounds a bit gay these days?

Really ? I assume you mean not in a happy, light-spirited "gay".

Can't it be sung in a post-modern, ironic sort of way then ?

 

[Icy Gull]

Really ? I assume you mean not in a happy, light-spirited "gay".

Can't it be sung in a post-modern, ironic sort of way then ?

Well yes, I mean it in a Gay Paris old fashioned way, not sure it's really gonna catch on with the kids today.

 

[Urchin]

To the tune of FDM:

From a town
Just up the road
Lived a man
That scored some goals
He was big
And he was quick
And he never, made a rick
Lewes Grabban Brighton's goal machine
Brighton's goal machine
Brighton's goal machine

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Sorry if it's been asked before but wasn't he academy player of the year at Palace?

See post #31