The official "Invent a chant for Lewis Grabban" thread

[ElectricNaz]

OR (Tune of sugar, sugar http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/nowandthen/sugarsugar.htm)

Lewis do do do do do doooo
Ahhhhh Lewis Grabban do do do do do doooo
You're an upgrade on Ash-leyyyy
Will you score some goals for me

 

[Gullys Cats]

He's Lewis Grabban!!

B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Boop
Be Bop a Bodda Bop
Bop a Bodda Bop!!!

He's Lewis Grabban!!!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Wot no Der Der Der Der, Lewis Grabban?

I came here to suggest just such a thing. With his 4 syllable name he would be a PERFECT fit for this chant.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Hang on...he was born in Croydon and played for palace!

In fact if you google him, the first picture of his is in a palace shirt!

So we will have ulloa, the spuds bloke, and this guy up front.....marvellous scenes!

PIG

Ward....Upson...EL ABD...Bruno

........Ince

Lua lua...Orlandi

Palace bloke...ulloa...spuds bloke

Excellent.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To "it's raining men"

Lew-is Grab Ban
Halleluja
Lewis Grabban (oh yeah)

Tall, fast, strong and lean
He is gonna improve our teeeaaaam

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

There's something in that.

Swap 'Ooo' for 'Lew'...

Like both of the above!

This. I reckon the Bob Marley one could actually be a rarity. A chant invented on here that actually catches on. That one is SUPERB.

Someone get the judge/nsk lot on this - it could definitely work.

 

[Icy Gull]

Do I gather this is now a done deal to be announced imminently?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Lewis
Lewis Grabban
Runs down the wing for me

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Lewis
Lewis Lewis
Lewis Lewis
Lewis Lewis Grabban

to the tune of No-No-Nogan

 

[Taybha]

Rewind 3 weeks - you dirty northern bastad

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Lewis is a P*key , he played for ****ing SCUM
And when he's shagging Posh Spice
He makes her cum and cum

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Lewis is a P*key , he played for ****ing SCUM
And when he's shagging Posh Spice
He makes her cum and cum

That will go down well with the stewards in the east stand

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Lewis gabban gabban
He lives with His nan, his nan
He drives a big red van
Lewis gabban gabban

To the tune of Steve Gerrard

 

[algie]

Have I missed something here....?





Edit: Oh. http://www.theargus.co.uk/sport/109...ated___Grabban_bound_for_The_Amex/?ref=twtrec



OH

Are you banned from FF?

 

[ElectricNaz]

To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman

"I liked Michael Crawford
In Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
But when I'm watching football
I just watch Lewis Grabban"

 

[Puppet Master]

Are you banned from FF?

Yep. Why? I didn't even know you posted on there?

 

[Common as Mook]

Oh na na
Lewis grabban

Oh na na
Lewis grabban

 

[algie]

Yep. Why? I didn't even know you posted on there?

It was mentioned the other day on there. Something about you having a second account or something.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lewis bloody Grabban
All he cares about is cash
When QPR came calling
Away the prick did dash.

 

[ozseagull]

Posh spice is a slapper
Grabbans got a beard
And when he's shagging posh spice
Her feet are round his ears