The North Stand Chat Arms

[Uncle Buck]

Des looks a bit ill.

I left him in the bogs....

Also cannot find any pool cues, so try putting a pool ball in a football sock. That should take the last of them out.

 

[Trufflehound]

Another pint of Harveys, please. Oh, an' a packet of salt'n'vinegar, too.

Cheers.

Remember, you're only allowed salt 'n' vinegar out of a BLUE packet...

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Prefer blue, I must say. It's a childhood memory thing. ...but it seems to be the ubiquitous green Lineker wherever you go now. I don't know what colour they are in here.

Hey, landlord, where're those crisps I paid for?

Thanks. (Green - I thought so.)

...and another Harveys, please.

Ta.

 

[Northstander]

Rob, hows things mate, Harveys please bar man!

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Up an' down, y'know. But generally pretty good right now.

There's always so much to do - I haven't managed to get to a game this season yet. Lush'll confirm that.

It's good to be able to just sit at the bar in a friendly boozer and soak up some of the (excellent) local brew.

No, let me buy that. ...and another for me please. Ta.

How 'bout yerself?

 

[Dandyman]

 

[Dandyman]

 

[Uncle Buck]

Will not be allowed glass in here again.

 

[Le Premier Cru]

It's cuttiing up a bit rough in here, Adie.

One more for the road an' I'm outa here - ought to go back to work anyway. Bollocks.

Maybe catch you later if you're still in here on my way home.

 

[Uncle Buck]

 

[reigate]

EVERYONE OUT, a geezer in a turban has just left a nailbomb in the loos

 

[Basil Fawlty]

 

[Uncle Buck]

Des has finally released;

 

[Dandyman]

 

[Mr Blobby]

Mmm this pub is now looking a bit rough!!!!

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Is he throwing a citrus fruit of some kind...?

What dreadful behaviour

 

[Northstander]

Up an' down, y'know. But generally pretty good right now.

There's always so much to do - I haven't managed to get to a game this season yet. Lush'll confirm that.

It's good to be able to just sit at the bar in a friendly boozer and soak up some of the (excellent) local brew.

No, let me buy that. ...and another for me please. Ta.

How 'bout yerself?

Pretty much the same to be honest, saving at the moment and working hard.

Im looking at moving back down South in twelve months time, not getting to many games as Im too busy with work! Good in ere init?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Mmm this pub is now looking a bit rough!!!!

I'm sure that's the Albion near Upton Park that we went to on the first 'Albion pub crawl'

 

[Mr Blobby]

Its not looking too nice outside the gaff at the moment!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Anyone want a line of bugle, toilets have got locks in 'ere.