The North Stand Chat Arms

[Uncle Spielberg]

John Michael Jar was quite good. Some French Hoodies came round at 10 and put the windows in though.

 

[Trigger]

Is it re-opened yet?

 

[*Gullsworth*]

No, it has been boarded up after it was done in by footie hoolies

 

[John Dorian]

Can u let me know when it is likely to be re-opened....and whether u have any twixs ?

Thanks.

 

[Trigger]

Are you showing the cricket Saturday or what?...

 

[John Dorian]

i'll have a pint of smooth please barman, also get trigger a drink he looks a bit penniless tonight.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are you showing the cricket Saturday or what?...

Can we have no football shirts in here please, really brings the place down.

 

[Trigger]

Can we have no football shirts in here please, really brings the place down.

I shall not be back in this dive until there is a 'Panama Bar'.



Fed up with the 'Bobblehat Bar'.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I shall not be back in this dive until there is a 'Panama Bar'.



Fed up with the 'Bobblehat Bar'.

The place needs a decent refurb, raise the standard and all that.

 

[CHAPPERS]

My pint smells like farts.

 

[Uncle Buck]

My pint smells like farts.

That will be because this place is run on the cheap and is rubbish.

If they do not change it do the windows....

 

[Dandyman]

"SMOKE GRENADE"

 

[Uncle Buck]

"SMOKE GRENADE"

Cannot find the CS Gas one....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Heavy night was it?

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Hi. Not been in here before. Harveys, please.

Yeah, pint.

Cheers.

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Is it just me or was it this quiet before I came in?

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Another pint of Harveys, please. Oh, an' a packet of salt'n'vinegar, too.

Cheers.

 

[Trigger]

Time to put another window through, any pool cues left UB?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

This CS gas grenade should do the trick;

 

[Trigger]

This CS gas grenade should do the trick;

Des looks a bit ill.