The Great Palace 2013 managerial farce. 31 days...THEY FOUND ONE!

[James Bond's body double]

Now 1/20 to be next Boro boss

Appears Rene Meulensteen has become the favourite for the Palace job now.. Can't see him climbing aboard the sinking shit that is Crystal Palace FC personally.

That would leave Pulis, Sean Dyche, Karl Robinson lolol, Alan Pardew and IAN DOWIE lolol: ) as the front-runners.

It gets better & better.

 

[Triggaaar]

This is embarrassing.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

What PHENOMENAL timing by everyone concerned:

Let's get in a new manager....who will no doubt want time to "bed in" ahead of, arguably, the most important set of fixtures they will have this season.

Premier League Hull V Crystal Palace - relegation battle arguable
Premier League Norwich V Crystal Palace - relegation battle
Premier League Crystal Palace V West Ham - winnable
Premier League Crystal Palace V Cardiff -winnable relegation battle
Premier League Chelsea V Crystal Palace - write off
Premier League Crystal Palace V Newcastle - winnable
Premier League Aston Villa V Crystal Palace -relegation battle arguably?

 

[WATFORD zero]

What PHENOMENAL timing by everyone concerned:

Let's get in a new manager....who will no doubt want time to "bed in" ahead of, arguably, the most important set of fixtures they will have this season.

Premier League Hull V Crystal Palace - relegation battle arguable
Premier League Norwich V Crystal Palace - relegation battle
Premier League Crystal Palace V West Ham - winnable
Premier League Crystal Palace V Cardiff -winnable relegation battle
Premier League Chelsea V Crystal Palace - write off
Premier League Crystal Palace V Newcastle - winnable
Premier League Aston Villa V Crystal Palace -relegation battle arguably?

You've mispelt 'possibly not quite so horrendously humiliating' as 'winnable'

 

[WhingForPresident]

How long before Prince Charming makes a swoop for Kenny Sansom? He might even be pissed enough to accept the job.

 

[Simster]

Now 1/20 to be next Boro boss

Appears Rene Meulensteen has become the favourite for the Palace job now.. Can't see him climbing aboard the sinking shit that is Crystal Palace FC personally.

That would leave Pulis, Sean Dyche, Karl Robinson lolol, Alan Pardew and IAN DOWIE lolol: ) as the front-runners.

Please let it be Karl Robinson. PLEASE.

Utterly unproven, failed to make any impression at MK Dons with resources much bigger than the league one average, and he has an annoying tendancy to PURR about his team's performances without recognising that they have invariably either a) only managed to beat Rochdale 1-0 or b) haven't actually won at all.

 

[Ernest]

Said on Middlesboro newspaper twitter Karanka about to be unveiled as their boss, says something really when someone would prefer a league lower and a dump like Middlesboro rather than go to Palace, maybe a good bet will be Keith Millen to stay as manager the way everyone else is rejecting it ?

 

[WhingForPresident]

Please let it be Karl Robinson. PLEASE.

Utterly unproven, failed to make any impression at MK Dons with resources much bigger than the league one average, and he has an annoying tendancy to PURR about his team's performances without recognising that they have invariably either a) only managed to beat Rochdale 1-0 or b) haven't actually won at all.

Reminds me of these now-golden comments from Stephen Gleeson when they were top after a few games the season after we went up.

'I don't think Brighton are as good as us. I think we're better than Brighton were last year and hopefully it can continue.

'I think the way we are playing now shows every player we have signed is worthy of being here. This is a big club and we want to get into the Championship this year. We're not hiding it at all. The way we are playing at the moment, even though it's the start of September, I don't think we'll be far off.'

 

[Acker79]

Said on Middlesboro newspaper twitter Karanka about to be unveiled as their boss, says something really when someone would prefer a league lower and a dump like Middlesboro rather than go to Palace, maybe a good bet will be Keith Millen to stay as manager the way everyone else is rejecting it ?

Hasn't Keith Millen already said he doesn't want it?

 

[WhingForPresident]

Hasn't Keith Millen already said he doesn't want it?

Keith Millen: I'm not the right man to manage Crystal Palace in the Premier League

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Keith Millen: I'm not the right man to manage Crystal Palace in the Premier League

That was 2 weeks ago , he'll be on the shortlist now

 

[TheMajor]

I'm sitting by the phone waiting for that Parish tw@t to call me - so I can tell him to do one.


Well everyone else has.

 

[Dougie]

I'm sitting by the phone waiting for that Parish tw@t to call me - so I can tell him to do one.


Well everyone else has.

Why does he know you ? no other fu cker does !

 

[theboybilly]

I don't get this suggestion that Middlesbrough is a bigger dump than Croydon. I'd feel safer walking the streets up North.

 

[Driver 8]

Palace fans must be excited..

So that's Pullis, Coleman and Karanka that have turned them down so far.

At this rate Holloway will be getting his old job back.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Re: Palace fans must be excited..

Well they seem to be pinning their hopes on poaching Mackay from Cardiff.

They should really try and get Dyche or Chris Powell.

But the tool Pardew would be the perfect fit.

 

[Stat Brother]

Well they seem to be pinning their hopes on poaching Mackay from Cardiff.

They should really try and get Dyche or Chris Powell.

But the tool Pardew would be the perfect fit.

Surely palace will just appoint 16 managers next Friday.

 

[theonesmith]

Well they seem to be pinning their hopes on poaching Mackay from Cardiff.

They should really try and get Dyche or Chris Powell.

But the tool Pardew would be the perfect fit.

Pardew won't leave Newcastle

Dyche won't leave Burnley

Mackay won't leave Cardiff

Agree with you re Powell. Would be gutted though, as I really respect him as a manager/man.

 

[EDS]

Surely palace will just appoint 16 managers next Friday.

 

[Dougie]

It made me titter .