That "U.S.A" chant

[Blackcap]

An hour or two into the Ryder Cup and I don't know about you but I'm already getting sick of hearing what must be the most unimaginative chant in the history of sport.

I can remember at the last Ryder Cup even the American commentators were remarking on our ability to come up with lots of different and amusing songs and chants, and lamenting the fact that American fans only EVER have that one.

So 2 years on, as they haven't managed to come up with anything original, can NSC help them out? What songs &/or chants can you come up with that you would sing if you were supporting the yanks?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

GETINTHEHOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEE! #wankers

 

[Puppet Master]

No different to "Engerland, Engerland, Engerland" really


Or this Summer's "Geeeeee...................... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" effort at the Olympic footy

 

[mistahclarke]

USA, we're okay

 

[Badger]

The only way you'll get them to do different chants is by playing loud music and putting words up on a JUMBOTRON.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

GETINTHEHOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEE! #wankers

That annoys me the most TBH. Anyone shouting that should be evicted from the course without their testes.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Love it - they should just sing this and be done..

America - f*** Yeah! - YouTube

 

[Pogue Mahone]

No different to "Engerland, Engerland, Engerland" really


Or this Summer's "Geeeeee...................... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" effort at the Olympic footy

Yeah, these are shit too. Especially when accompanied by that God awful Wednesday lolol band.
But HKFC hits the nail on the head. 'Get in the hole' - f*** off. Can't watch golf from America with the sound turned on for this very reason.

 

[wardy wonder land]

That "U.S.A" chant

Maybe they should just sing it S..L..O..W..E..R

 

[Puppet Master]

The only way you'll get them to do different chants is by playing loud music and putting words up on a JUMBOTRON.

You say that young Charles but a lot of the MLS chanting/atmospheres put ours to shame nowadays. Granted this is mainly the influence of latino heritage fans but they're getting there.... I love the Portland Timbers Tetris song

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I defy anyone here to watch that then claim the North Stand was "rocking" next time 20 people clap along to the Great Escape

 

[Twinkle Toes]

And The Septics wonder why wonder why most of the world loathe them...

ps Are they still booing our boys as they step up to the opening tee?

 

[8ace]

MAN vs FOOD,
MAN vs FOOD,
MAN vs FOOD,

 

[hans kraay fan club]

That annoys me the most TBH. Anyone shouting that should be evicted from the course without their testes.

I think the punishment should reflect the stupidity of the call, in respect of the par of the hole in question.

Thus:

If they shout GETINTHEHOOOOOOLLLLLEEEE! on the tee of a par THREE, they should be punched hard in the face TWICE.

If they shout GETINTHEHOOOOOOLLLLLEEEE! on the tee of a par FIVE, they should be punched hard in the face FOUR TIMES.

 

[essbee]

What about: "Sweet lords, sweet lovers, O, let us embrace" (Love Labour's Lost, Act IV Scene III)

to the sound of 'your'e going home in a ****** ambulance".

 

[somerset]

You say that young Charles but a lot of the MLS chanting/atmospheres put ours to shame nowadays. Granted this is mainly the influence of latino heritage fans but they're getting there.... I love the Portland Timbers Tetris song

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I defy anyone here to watch that then claim the North Stand was "rocking" next time 20 people clap along to the Great Escape

The flamin stewards would go mental if we started to do that at the Amex,... can you imagine it....?

 

[Puppet Master]

The flamin stewards would go mental if we started to do that at the Amex,... can you imagine it....?

f*** 'em man. I'd love to be in there!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I think the punishment should reflect the stupidity of the call, in respect of the par of the hole in question.

Thus:

If they shout GETINTHEHOOOOOOLLLLLEEEE! on the tee of a par THREE, they should be punched hard in the face TWICE.

If they shout GETINTHEHOOOOOOLLLLLEEEE! on the tee of a par FIVE, they should be punched hard in the face FOUR TIMES.

Why not make it easy & just stick a DRIVER up their arse (sideways, obviously)??

 

[Titanic]

Stricker's tee shot straight into the lake... a loud shout of 'SHIT!' rings out

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Stricker's tee shot straight into the lake... a loud shout of 'SHIT!' rings out

Marvelous scenes.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

And The Septics wonder why wonder why most of the world loathe them...

ps Are they still booing our boys as they step up to the opening tee?

I doubt they are booing anyone. They do however shout "LUUUUKKKKKKE" when Donald steps up to the tee, cos that's funny every time.