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sweetcorn poos
- Thread starter virgirlo
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1: THE GHOST POO
The kind of poo where you feel it come out and you know you’vr done it but when you wipe there is nothing on the paper and there is no poo in the toilet. Where did it go?
2: THE CLEAN POO
The sort of poo which is so smooth and streamlined that it virtually falls out of your bottom. You can see poo in the toilet but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
3: THE HOT TAR POO
The kind of poo where even after 50 wipes you are still getting staining on the paper so you have to put some bog roll between your bum cheeks and in your underwear to prevent skid marks.
4: THE SECOND THOUGHT POO
Just as you think you’ve finished your poo and you have painstakingly wiped yourself clean and pulled up your undies to the knee, you realise there is some more poo to come out!
5: THE LINCOLN LOG POO
The kind of poo that’s so huge you’re afraid that it will not flush down the toilet unless you break it up into pieces with the bog brush. This poo only happens when you are at somebody else’s house.
6. THE SWEETCORN POO
Self explanatory
7: THE ‘WISH I COULD POO’ POO
You really feel as you need to poo but every time you try, all you manage is a couple of fart.
8: THE ‘SIDE BIRTH’ OR THE BOO-HOO POO
This poo hurts so much that you swear it is coming out sideways- your eyes water and you think you will need stitches.
9: THE FISHERMANS BOBBER OR FLOATING POO
You do your poo and flush two times but there are still several golf ball size pieces floating on the water line.
10: THE SULTANA POO
Tis type of poo is really frustrating. You get yourself ready for a ‘side-birth’ and spend about half an hour sweating it out on the bog, but all you manage is a small plop resembling a sultana.
11: THE ‘KLINGON’ OR THE ‘DANGLER’ POO
This kind of poo usually comes at the end of a ‘HOT TAR’ poo, and just refuses to fall off of your bottom, even after shaking your bum about.
The kind of poo where you feel it come out and you know you’vr done it but when you wipe there is nothing on the paper and there is no poo in the toilet. Where did it go?
2: THE CLEAN POO
The sort of poo which is so smooth and streamlined that it virtually falls out of your bottom. You can see poo in the toilet but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
3: THE HOT TAR POO
The kind of poo where even after 50 wipes you are still getting staining on the paper so you have to put some bog roll between your bum cheeks and in your underwear to prevent skid marks.
4: THE SECOND THOUGHT POO
Just as you think you’ve finished your poo and you have painstakingly wiped yourself clean and pulled up your undies to the knee, you realise there is some more poo to come out!
5: THE LINCOLN LOG POO
The kind of poo that’s so huge you’re afraid that it will not flush down the toilet unless you break it up into pieces with the bog brush. This poo only happens when you are at somebody else’s house.
6. THE SWEETCORN POO
Self explanatory
7: THE ‘WISH I COULD POO’ POO
You really feel as you need to poo but every time you try, all you manage is a couple of fart.
8: THE ‘SIDE BIRTH’ OR THE BOO-HOO POO
This poo hurts so much that you swear it is coming out sideways- your eyes water and you think you will need stitches.
9: THE FISHERMANS BOBBER OR FLOATING POO
You do your poo and flush two times but there are still several golf ball size pieces floating on the water line.
10: THE SULTANA POO
Tis type of poo is really frustrating. You get yourself ready for a ‘side-birth’ and spend about half an hour sweating it out on the bog, but all you manage is a small plop resembling a sultana.
11: THE ‘KLINGON’ OR THE ‘DANGLER’ POO
This kind of poo usually comes at the end of a ‘HOT TAR’ poo, and just refuses to fall off of your bottom, even after shaking your bum about.
CAFC Matt
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Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
The kernel does. The outer layer/skin doesn't. It's too tough for stomach acids to break down.
Uncle Buck
Ghost Writer
- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,076
Barnet Seagull said:
And then the outer skin blocks the filters at the waste water treatment plants.
Lush
Mods' Pet
Never mind sweetcorn poo. What about beetroot wee?
Man that's scary if you forget you've eaten beetroot.
Man that's scary if you forget you've eaten beetroot.
Set of Tracksuits
Active member
Lush said:
Oh God! Whats that like purple wee? I hate beetroot so I never eat it.
Yoda
English & European
GUNTER said:
I hate these ones
, have nightmares about them. Hungry Joe.
New member
I know a good therapist if you need to talk about it further Yoda.
I pee'd and pooh'd blue once.
I pee'd and pooh'd blue once.
West Hoathly Seagull
Honorary Ruffian
GUNTER said:
You forgot to put in the Guinness poo, jet black, and the tomato poo. I once saw a railway magazine with a picture of a very prosperous tomato plant growing just outside Brighton Station, and an episode of A Life of Grime from Bristol, where they showed some massive ones growing in a sewage farm.
DannyBhoy
Active member
hahaha quality 
Northstander
Well-known member
- Oct 13, 2003
- 14,036
You CAN'T beat a nice long early morning poo!
Northstander
Well-known member
- Oct 13, 2003
- 14,036
Hungry Joe.
New member
Yum, the Pretzel Pooh.Hungry Joe.
New member
Kendo3 said:
Mine still smells of Sugar Puffs, and I haven't eaten them since I was about eight.
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
The Northstander said:You CAN'T beat a nice long early morning poo!
They're even better if you can get out of bed in time.
somerset
New member
Lush said:
....no golden shower there then..?