* * *Sussex v Yorkshire, Hove, LVCC Div 1, 11-14 Sept * * *

[Ravids]

Do you reckon Nash celebrated his 100?

 

[vegster]

Ton up for Nash off 78 balls 184-3

Did he, or, should he celebrate it given the buffet bowling ?( Jaques 6 overs 1-75 ) Surely it should be expunged from the records ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Did he, or, should he celebrate it given the buffet bowling ?( Jaques 6 overs 1-75 ) Surely it should be expunged from the records ?

People count the tons they score against Sussex's buffet, every week.

 

[vegster]

People count the tons they score against Sussex's buffet, every week.

Good point, well made.

 

[Taybha]

50 for RHB 203 -3 off 31 overs !!!!

 

[Ravids]

Did he, or, should he celebrate it given the buffet bowling ?( Jaques 6 overs 1-75 ) Surely it should be expunged from the records ?

This has happened before, a few year ago some Essex player (forget the name) smashed 130 off about 35 balls against joke bowling but it was not counted as a century or the fastest first class century of all time (which is was).

 

[Pevenseagull]

I don't get this at all

last 10 overs a smidge over a run a ball. How specific is this farcical contrived is this run chase supposed to be?

 

[Pevenseagull]

bad cricket


this is making me very grumpy

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I can only assume that the captains have agreed to piss off Durham, by contriving a Yorkshire victory.

 

[vegster]

I can only assume that the captains have agreed to piss off Durham, by contriving a Yorkshire victory.

I think the Tykes are going to give us a chance to get a result as either way a draw is no good for either team. If we beat Yorkshire and then Durham ( I know, i'm dreaming...) we have a chance of second place. If we have nothing to play for against Durham and get rolled over then they will have lost the title to their noisy neighbours

 

[Taybha]

A strange hush decends upon the ground as RHB reaches his maiden hundred for sussex , not a raised bat in sight , all very strange and rather surreal

 

[Ravids]

A strange hush decends upon the ground as RHB reaches his maiden hundred for sussex , not a raised bat in sight , all very strange and rather surreal

It's not his maiden hundred for Sussex, I watched him score an incredible century at Trent Bridge a couple of months ago, and that was against ACTUAL bowlers.

I'm so glad I didn't bother going to Hove this morning, what a waste of time it would have been.

 

[vegster]

A strange hush decends upon the ground as RHB reaches his maiden hundred for sussex , not a raised bat in sight , all very strange and rather surreal

I think that in context you have created a new word today.

 

[Pevenseagull]

farcical, I hate this shit

has Bairstow bowled yet?

 

[Taybha]

Disends sorry

 

[vegster]

Disends sorry

no, was praising your choice of new word. "Dec " as in units of 10 = 100 and "ends " as in RHB's career with Sussex.

 

[Pevenseagull]

lack of Yorkshire grit

if they had a pair they would have gone for it. Pathetic. And for Sussex to agree to this bullshit is a crying shame.






I blame Barber

 

[Pevenseagull]

here comes the most ridiculous quarter of an hour of cricket ever.


then after lunch it's going to be too gloomy for Magoffin to bowl


and we wasted the glorious summer on 20/20 bollocks



are they charging people to go in today?



yours truely,

pissed off of Hove

 

[Taybha]

Thank god thats over i was running out of screwups . 333-3 Decklaird

 

[vegster]

here comes the most ridiculous quarter of an hour of cricket ever.


then after lunch it's going to be too gloomy for Magoffin to bowl


and we wasted the glorious summer on 20/20 bollocks



are they charging people to go in today?



yours truely,

pissed off of Hove

Go get a pint of Harveys and really ruin your day.