Statements You Expect To Hear During 2013.....

[Deleted member 18477]

Wish I had your confidence

Is there a major World Cup in 2013 I've forgotten about? Football 2014, cricket and rugby 2015...

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Jordan (real name Katie Price), 35, marries again having only just finalised her divorce in the same year!

Surely it should be Jordan (real name Katie Price) splits from husband no 25 after another quickie divorce, the dirty botoxed up old grunter ?

 

[Hillian1]

CMS once again draws a blank after having 7 one on ones in the first half, but he does have nice hair.

 

[Philzo-93]

Surely it should be Jordan (real name Katie Price) splits from husband no 25 after another quickie divorce, the dirty botoxed up old grunter ?

 

[Brovion]

Is there a major World Cup in 2013 I've forgotten about? Football 2014, cricket and rugby 2015...

I think what he meant was it's still not a forgone conclusion that we'll get through the qualifying stage. So yes, we could hear "And England are out of the World Cup!" sometime this year!

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

"Dicker, you useless f**king c**t!"

 

[East Preston Gull]

"Brighton are pleased to announce a new bus service for the park and ride which leaves at half time, especially for the top tier west stand!" This will enable these patrons to be home for a 5 pm dinner!!

 

[edna krabappel]

"And we'll cross over to Kammy at Selhurst Park, who has news of a penalty for the home side"

 

[Kumquat]

"You do love me don't you?"

 

[edna krabappel]

"McSmudger is a total waste of space and the worst striker in the world, yet another failed purchase by the Dictator who must go now because he's clueless and won't take this club anywhere".

 

[Deleted member 18477]

I think what he meant was it's still not a forgone conclusion that we'll get through the qualifying stage. So yes, we could hear "And England are out of the World Cup!" sometime this year!

Ohhhh gotcha!

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

Is there a major World Cup in 2013 I've forgotten about? Football 2014, cricket and rugby 2015...

Our qualification group ends in 2013.....

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Our qualification group ends in 2013.....

Yea I understand what you meant now. Forgot we were only 2nd in our group... Still a few games to go mind.

 

[wunt be druv]

Oh well. Spurs win nothing again.
Still, "they are just 2 or 3 players from winning the title".

Thats the sort of shit you here from the cockney biased football 'writers' year after year, decade after decade.

This is so true,and trot out the usual bollocks about Arsenal being the best team on the planet even tough they have won f*** all in the last 10 seasons