Statements You Expect To Hear During 2013.....

[Baron Pepperpot]

As above....

How about..

'So Liverpool are out of the F.A Cup, beaten by a third tier side...'

 

[TottonSeagull]

eeeeeesssssss complicated

 

[Weststander]

Arsenal win nothing again.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Why do Palace always fall apart in the 2nd half of the season.

 

[vegster]

" It was announced today after years of denial that William Hague is in fact an unfertilized ovum surgically removed from Mrs.Thatcher's left ovary and grown on in vitro with the express wish of founding a dynasty of Tory rule "

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

'So we didn't land on the moon'

 

[StonehamPark]

"Brighton & Hove Albion return to the top tier of English football after 30 years!"

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

'and England are out of the World Cup...'

 

[Nibble]

Nibble banned permanently

 

[AJBHA]

Vicente injured again...

 

[cliveh27]

We tried to sign a number of excellent players during the transfer window, but were priced out of the market.

 

[Notters]

"We would've played blackburn at home in the next round"

 

[Butch Willykins]

"Jordan (real name Katie Price), 34, splits from husband...."

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

"Brighton & Hove Albion return to the top tier of English football after 30 years!"

This with bells ringing loud and proud-

 

[upthealbion1970]

Barber out

Gus Poyet linked with xxxxxxx

Norwich bid peanuts for Albion player

 

[El Sid]

Brighton first ever team to field 11 Spanish speaking players after Koosak passes Spanish GCSE.

 

[Northstandite]

Oh well. Spurs win nothing again.
Still, "they are just 2 or 3 players from winning the title".

Thats the sort of shit you here from the cockney biased football 'writers' year after year, decade after decade.

 

[Beach Hut]

Groovy Gang convention date agreed

 

[upthealbion1970]

Thinking about arranging a curry night

Lol xxx

 

[Butch Willykins]

"We're loose"