Spurs vs. Palace

[The Fifth Column]

The plucky minnows held out for 49 mins, well done girls.

 

[Soulman]

I stopped a guy in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip."

He said, "Palace to stay in the Premiership."

 

[brightn'ove]

Great penno

 

[gripper stebson]

Nice defending, Dean.
Gonna have to come out and play now, Palace. Should leave plenty of chances to rip them apart.

...any team with Wilbraham and Gayle upfront have got a chance!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Spending 49 minutes in the top 9 of the Premier League could turn out to be the highlight of a Palace fan's season. Bask in the glory, Nigel.

 

[The Fifth Column]

All pisstaking aside, Palace simply don't seem to have the belief they can get anything out of this game, they are playing like a team who accept they are already in a relegation struggle.

 

[Pavilionaire]

That goal was coming, Lennon and Walker have been spit- roasting Moxey all game.

 

[Acker79]

I'm not one who likes to claim football is being sanitised, or that they're trying to make it a non-contact sport or whatever, but there have been some really soft free kicks this season. It seems you only need to fall over when someone rests their hand on your shoulder and it's a foul.

 

[gripper stebson]

1-1 draw

Phillips 88.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Marvellous, One hit wonders for the 5th consecutive time.

 

[Acker79]

I hope spurs aren't assuming they've won the game just because they go a goal.

 

[Bwian]

Is Quinn looking for a job at Palace? He is, metaphorically, so far up their backsides he's going top need sluicing down after this game.

 

[WhingForPresident]

I know this isn't over... but Palace's team is actually HILARIO.

 

[The Fifth Column]

I know this isn't over... but Palace's team is actually HILARIO.

True! Even the shadows they are chasing are taking the piss.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

They haven't done too badly. Spurs are a very quick side and they have contained them well. I don't think this is over, not by a long chalk.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Oh wurzel please take off a defender or midfielder and bring on 63 year old Phillips!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Dobbie

 

[The Fifth Column]

Haven't seen the old panic triple subby for many a match!

 

[Mellotron]

I hope we never get to the stage of arrogance where an opening fixture of the top flight is a 'tiny game'.

It's not arrogance to say Palace away is the smallest game of Spurs' league season. Nothing arrogant about that whatsoever.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Palace fanatics, hahahahaha what a bunch of utter mongs, that's cheered me right up seeing them, hehehehehe.