sporting phrases

[Barrel of Fun]

"Lee Janzen is like a different player today. Perhaps it has something to do with his wife kissing his balls before he tees off. Oh my god, what have I just said!"

 

[virgirlo]

remember, they need to be a seminar title!!!!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

remember, they need to be a seminar title!!!!

I feel your pain virgirlo, I just don't think anyone's listening.

 

[virgirlo]

i know!!!

my two ideas are winning at the moment in the office, but i need some more ideas!! must win!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

From the mighty Roger Bannister

"The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful will win"

 

[Barnet Seagull]

what are your ideas? might help us.

 

[robbied69]

What are you promoting? it'd be easier to make some up. You've given a very broadline. Are you encouraging people to take part in sports?

 

[robbied69]

I know its not witty, but its short and too the point.

"Pain is temporary, Failure lasts for ever."

 

[virgirlo]

it is a sports seminar for teenagers, asking them if we are providing enough sporting opportunities

my ideas being:

sport...are you being served?

or

sport...are you getting enough?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

sport...not quite as good as drugs

 

[robbied69]

Sport is life 2 the nth degree, R U getting it?

Not sure if you should use the tx language, but it may appeal to teenagers.

 

[Gazwag]

sport ............ just do it !

 

[virgirlo]

not bad robbied69

 

[robbied69]

When do you need these by? I can go badger my PE dpt for some material.

 

[Lokki 7]

Teenagers eh? How about, "If there's grass on the wicket, play cricket!"

 

[Tooting Gull]

(show pictures of Fatima Whitbread - not too many, mind)

If she can, you can.

 

[Scoffers]

sport, can we realise your dreams?

 

[Uncle Buck]

(show pictures of Fatima Whitbread - not too many, mind)

If she can, you can.

Same idea, but a picture of Rob Key

'Proof that fat people can play sport'.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

sport...keep on running

 

[robbied69]

Sport can turn dreams into reality!!!

R U realising your dreams?

I'm not sure if these are too long though.