sporting phrases

[virgirlo]

need some help from the nsc'ers!

want some witty well known sporting catch phrases for a seminar title

 

[Scoffers]

early doors

the gaffer

game of two halves

 

[Gazwag]

like

you know what i mean

in the mix

keep the faith

marvellous scenes

 

[Easy 10]

At the end of the day

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

spank me harder

 

[Silent Bob]

Let's have a winnnerrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Gazwag]

if you're also talking non-football

Cricket - (in aussie accent) bowling Shane

100 metres - Look at the lunch box on that

 

[Pavilionaire]

The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey...

 

[Ned]

in the hole

 

[Scoffers]

Snooker:

For those of you watching in black and white, the blue is behind the yellow

If what you are looking for is Colemanballs, try

http://fishtank.org.uk/humour/fortunes.php?category=3

 

[CHAPPERS]

''Oatway you're shit''.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

...and I hit it as sweet as a nut.


...All credit to the Gaffer.

 

[Wardy]

Football - What this game needs is a goal.

F1 - And the're off

 

[virgirlo]

funny, but i need something witty that will appeal to teens, and it must be sporty!!!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

"Look at his face! Just look at his faaace!"

 

[Wardy]

With all due respect we should be beating teams like...................

 

[Trufflehound]

There's only one word for that: magic darts

 

[robbied69]

He shoots, he scores

 

[Uncle Buck]

Where were the Germans? and frankly who cares.

 

[Scoffers]

funny, but i need something witty that will appeal to teens, and it must be sporty!!!

...with all due respect, we're only trying to help