Digweeds Trousers
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This is possibly one of the greatest threads I have ever read on here.
Unbelievably funny.
Unbelievably funny.
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Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.
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Ex Shelton Seagull
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Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
Sorry got to stop you there Frank.
First off, NASA is funded by taxpayers money. It has a mandate to increase human awareness of the cosmos, the wonders that envelop this green and blue orb we inhabit. To push the boundaries of Mankind, to take the human race to its furthest limits.
It does NOT have a mandate to pack up a middle aged crooner in a multi million dollar space vehicle and fly him to the moon. What qualifications do you have exactly? And even if you were flown to the moon I think it would have been a gross waste of peoples hard earned money simply letting you "play amongst the stars". If you're going to the moon, you're going to work son. You're mafia friends won't help you up there.
What's spring like on Jupiter and Mars? What do you think you twat? There's no atmosphere for Gods sake! It's either dark and cold or light and hot. That's it. There's no f***ing trees growing new leaves and a slight increase in temperature. Jupiter's made of f***ing GAS anyway you TIT.
Spanner.
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
Sorry got to stop you there Frank.
First off, NASA is funded by taxpayers money. It has a mandate to increase human awareness of the cosmos, the wonders that envelop this green and blue orb we inhabit. To push the boundaries of Mankind, to take the human race to its furthest limits.
It does NOT have a mandate to pack up a middle aged crooner in a multi million dollar space vehicle and fly him to the moon. What qualifications do you have exactly? And even if you were flown to the moon I think it would have been a gross waste of peoples hard earned money simply letting you "play amongst the stars". If you're going to the moon, you're going to work son. You're mafia friends won't help you up there.
What's spring like on Jupiter and Mars? What do you think you twat? There's no atmosphere for Gods sake! It's either dark and cold or light and hot. That's it. There's no f***ing trees growing new leaves and a slight increase in temperature. Jupiter's made of f***ing GAS anyway you TIT.
Spanner.
Barnet Seagull
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Physicists and fans of time-travelling might want to investigate monotoned lardarse Karen Carpenter.
Unless she was the pioneer of time travel I don't think there's much of a chance of it being yesterday once more.
Upon reflection perhaps under-nourishment was a symptom of excessive travel through the time-space continuum, or maybe that was caused by paranoia brought on by seeing birds all the f***ing time.
Unless she was the pioneer of time travel I don't think there's much of a chance of it being yesterday once more.
Upon reflection perhaps under-nourishment was a symptom of excessive travel through the time-space continuum, or maybe that was caused by paranoia brought on by seeing birds all the f***ing time.
Runaway Train - Soul Asylum
I do have to stop you there Mr Greasy Haired Badger who was once shafting the lovely Winona Ryder. Trains can not "Run Away" as they dont have legs but wheels that are fixed to a track so therefore "Rollaway Train" would've been much more appropriate.
I do have to stop you there Mr Greasy Haired Badger who was once shafting the lovely Winona Ryder. Trains can not "Run Away" as they dont have legs but wheels that are fixed to a track so therefore "Rollaway Train" would've been much more appropriate.
The Large One
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‘You have to laugh or else you’ll cry.’
Sorry, I am perfectly capable of other emotional outbursts apart from these two extremities.
Sorry, I am perfectly capable of other emotional outbursts apart from these two extremities.
The Large One
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Um, sorry. Don't know that one.Digweeds Trousers said:
Ex Shelton Seagull
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"Your Love, Lifting Me Higher
Than I've Ever Been Lifted Before"
Sorry I think you've dropped a bollock here Jackie. I've been in love before and it feels good, but i've also been in a fork lift truck and that lifted me a f*** sight higher than any bird saying "I love you".
Ya showboating twat.
Than I've Ever Been Lifted Before"
Sorry I think you've dropped a bollock here Jackie. I've been in love before and it feels good, but i've also been in a fork lift truck and that lifted me a f*** sight higher than any bird saying "I love you".
Ya showboating twat.
Schrödinger's Toad
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- Jan 21, 2004
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Barnet Seagull said:
Likewise Dusty Springfield, who thought she was going back to the days when she was young enough to know the truth. Unless she had found, whilst writing, that she was suffering from some sort of degenerative regressive aging disorder, in which case she has my deepest sympathies.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Unless Lionel Ritchie was in space, or in some other gravity free environment, can someone explain exactly how he was "Dancing on the ceiling"
Schrödinger's Toad
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- Jan 21, 2004
- 11,957
pasty said:
He could have had his feet strapped and/or glued to the surface, but this would most likely severly inhibit his abilites to dance in a suitably groovy fashion. In which case, he would be more accurately described as "moving in a rhythmic fashion on the ceiling". Not nearly the same thing.
Digweeds Trousers
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Did Europe ever back up their claim that they received a warm welcome upon their arrival on the planet Venus.
In verse one of their 80's rock anthem Final Countdown they seemed surprisingly sure of a meet and greet scenario on touch down.
Was their subsequent disappearance from the music scene due in any way to their bold claims being somewhat unfounded??
In verse one of their 80's rock anthem Final Countdown they seemed surprisingly sure of a meet and greet scenario on touch down.
Was their subsequent disappearance from the music scene due in any way to their bold claims being somewhat unfounded??
Gritt23
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"Do they know it's Christmas", marvellous stuff, all done in the name of charity and kind warm feelings, then Bono comes out with,
"Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you."
Oh yeah, very charitable mate. I'll say that next tiome I see someone collecting money for some disabled charity, as they sit there in their chair holding a pot, I'll drop money in while saying "Thank God it's you and not me eh."
"Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you."
Oh yeah, very charitable mate. I'll say that next tiome I see someone collecting money for some disabled charity, as they sit there in their chair holding a pot, I'll drop money in while saying "Thank God it's you and not me eh."
Barnet Seagull
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Digweeds Trousers said:
Seeing as Venus is approximately 25 million miles from earth, I'm assuming, they're still on their way. Chances are they'll die before they get there.
The Large One
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'The Kids Are Alright.'
Except for the little bastards on their skateboards trying to mow me down in Western Road.
Except for the little bastards on their skateboards trying to mow me down in Western Road.
