Easily the winner....... For practicality and for optimism.
He's better than Danny Holla,
He's related to the ayatollah
علیرضا جهانبخش is a winger
He loves a mazy dribble
He's hard to write a song for
His name looks like a scribble
علیرضا جهانبخش wooooaaaw
علیرضا جهانبخش wooooaaaoooaaoaow
He is Iranian!
And plays for Albion!
Der der der der علیرضا جهانبخش
Der der der der علیرضا جهانبخش
علیرضا جهانبخش...,لیرضا جهانبخش will tear you apart again
I can't t think of any more that rhyme now, but do you have any super brilliant song ideas which are great?
I've no doubt that the first thing he'll do is go straight to a tattoo parlour and have my signature tattooed on the inside of his right forearm!!
Xxxxxxxxxx. Woaaaaah woaaaah
Xxxxxxxxxx. Woaaaaah woaaaah
He comes from old Iran
He hates every American
Why do I have a cringing feeling that if he signs he will end up with the nickname "Chicken"