Song Ideas for علیرضا جهانبخش

[rool]

To Monster Mash for the over 50s

He’s Jahanbaksh
He’s Ali Jahanbakhsh
He’s Jahanbakhsh
And down the wing he’ll dash
He’s Jahanbahsh
He goes past in a flash
He’s Jahanbaksh
He’s Ali Jahanbakhsh

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Easily the winner....... For practicality and for optimism.

But it's in the Argus now, so it's got to happen. Such is the power of the press................... ?

 

[Surf's Up]

I've no doubt that the first thing he'll do is go straight to a tattoo parlour and have my signature tattooed on the inside of his right forearm!!

 

[Triggaaar]

We thought we were signing علیرضا جهانبخش, we were wrong, we were wrong

 

[Pavilionaire]

Maybe taunt the opposition as he's warming up on the touchline:

"So what becomes of you my love
When they have finally stripped him off
Alireza al Jahanbaksh
And your poor old full back sweats as he goes by you."

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Ohhhhhhhhh...
Posh spice is a slapper,
She likes it up the ringer,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of our Persian winger.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I heard the bloke in the club shop whose job it is to print players name on the back of fans shirts just got signed off with a stress-related illness

علیرضا جهانبخش OUT!

 

[Norman Potting]

This us the kind of thread that reminds me why I love NSC!

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

علیرضا جهانبخش,
علیرضا جهانبخش,
علیرضا جهانبخش,
He's got no song, cos his names too long
علیرضا جهانبخش,

 

[gjh1971]

He's better than Danny Holla,
He's related to the ayatollah

 

[Prince Monolulu]

He's better than Danny Holla,
He's related to the ayatollah

....and bangs them right on the vollah

On a side note, his name looks very simliar to the scribble autograph of former LB and Kings Club star Gary Williams

 

[Publius Ovidius]

علیرضا جهانبخش is a winger
He loves a mazy dribble
He's hard to write a song for
His name looks like a scribble

Racist

 

[Hampster Gull]

علیرضا جهانبخش wooooaaaw
علیرضا جهانبخش wooooaaaoooaaoaow
He is Iranian!
And plays for Albion!

Der der der der علیرضا جهانبخش
Der der der der علیرضا جهانبخش

علیرضا جهانبخش...,لیرضا جهانبخش will tear you apart again


I can't t think of any more that rhyme now, but do you have any super brilliant song ideas which are great?

Easy for you to say

 

[Hampster Gull]

I've no doubt that the first thing he'll do is go straight to a tattoo parlour and have my signature tattooed on the inside of his right forearm!!

Ive already done it on large font on my dcik

 

[dennis]

Hark now whoever you may be
There’s only one Alireza Jahanbakhshv
Its a really good job that he aint a little squirt
Cause he needs a big back to fit his name on his shirt

 

[Macca the attacker]

Iran down the left,
Iran down the riiiight,
That boy Alireza makes Zaha look shite!

 

[pasty]

Xxxxxxxxxx. Woaaaaah woaaaah
Xxxxxxxxxx. Woaaaaah woaaaah
He comes from old Iran
He hates every American

Why do I have a cringing feeling that if he signs he will end up with the nickname "Chicken"

From the above, his nickname has to Savlon.

(anti-septic, geddit)