Hornblower
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 1,718
We badly need one. Some *******ised version of Knock On Wood? (when he hits the bar or the post perhaps)?
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Song for Knocky?
- Thread starter Hornblower
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Gazwag
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Total eclipse of Knockhaert
He's given up garlic for SAUSAGE
He's Brighton, a player apart
You'll shit yourself when he starts running
The total eclipse of Knockaert
He's Brighton, a player apart
You'll shit yourself when he starts running
The total eclipse of Knockaert
The Albion Roar
97.2FM
Too late. The unimaginative ones in front of me wouldn't stop that one in WSU tonight.
Sake.
Moshe Gariani
Well-known member
- Mar 10, 2005
- 12,351
Never heard it from G Block.
Knocky deserves better. Hopefully our away fans will come up with something good that sticks during the three games on the road coming up after Bolton.
The Albion Roar
97.2FM
it was only about five herberts in front of me in Block F.
Up and down like a bloody Jack in the Box, spent most of the match looking around one of them in order to see the game (if only we could bend light), with his permanently outstretched arms, reeking of a heady mix of Fosters, cheap body spray and wee-wee.
if they haven't heard Liverpool fans already singing it, they don't want to know.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 31,596
We love Knockaert. Anthony Knockaert. We just don't think you understand. Cos you can't stop Knockaert. Anthony Knockaert. He's the best f* cking winger in the land!
Bombadier Botty
Complete Twaddle
- Jun 2, 2008
- 3,258
He's gonna knock one out, he's gonna knock one out, he's gonna knock one right out of the ground.
BUTTERBALL
East Stand Brighton Boyz
To tune of "you'll never walk alone"
Knockeart Knockeart with goals to impart and we'll never lose again......we'll neeeever lose again
Knockeart Knockeart with goals to impart and we'll never lose again......we'll neeeever lose again
HAILSHAM SEAGULL
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- Nov 9, 2009
- 10,370
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This would sound brilliant echoing around The Amex
Knock....Eart will tear you apart again
Knock....Eart will tear you apart again
This would sound brilliant echoing around The Amex
Knock....Eart will tear you apart again
Knock....Eart will tear you apart again
The only problem being that his name doesn't fit the song. Apart from that it's great.
HAILSHAM SEAGULL
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- Nov 9, 2009
- 10,370
Sorry, i though Swann, Swann and Knock, Eart both had two syllables
To the tune of Bacharach & David's 'Anyone who had a heart'
Anyone who had A Knockeart,
Would sing his name and love him too,
You couldn't really have A Knockheart,
And not love him in white and blue
Albion have Anthony Knockeart,
We sing his name and love him too,
You can't have Anthony Knockheart,
You can't love him in white and blue.
Needs some work.
Anyone who had A Knockeart,
Would sing his name and love him too,
You couldn't really have A Knockheart,
And not love him in white and blue
Albion have Anthony Knockeart,
We sing his name and love him too,
You can't have Anthony Knockheart,
You can't love him in white and blue.
Needs some work.
Maybe it's me, but if you sing the song in your head it doesn't work. I'm all for player songs but names need to fit.
Posh Spice is a slapper
she really is a tart
and when she's shagging Beckham
she's thinking of Knockeart.
she really is a tart
and when she's shagging Beckham
she's thinking of Knockeart.
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kingcole
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Gets my vote and will catch on easy as no complicated words!
RohanInceEnthusiast
New member
- Nov 26, 2015
- 90
We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert. I just don't think you understand. He's Chrissy Hughton's man, he's better than Zidane, we've got Anthony Knockaert!!