Sitting on the train next to Glenn FFS Murray

[Superphil]

Ask him if hew wants his Wilmington Hammerheads shirt back

 

[wehatepalace]

Go up and quietly congratulate him for last season and wish him good luck for this. And just as your about to turn away

go............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh only joking you Palace ******* !

 

[TSB]

Try and get off with him.

Well,I'll be getting off the train with him. Probably nothing further though. Needs his rest

 

[Beach Hut]

Why isn't he travelling 1st Class ?

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

Has he he seen any Heffalumps at all this August ?

 

[wehatepalace]

You could always ask why he isn't travelling 1st class

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why isn't he travelling 1st Class ?

Not everyone gets it free?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Why he asked to leave 3 summers running & now pretends he wanted to stay?

 

[TSB]

He stayed on until Brighton so I only had time to wish him well with the recovery and suggest that I looked forward to Palace's relegation. Was about to ask about contract situation but he put his headphones in
I could never be an undercover reporter.

 

[Beach Hut]

Not everyone gets it free?

Just as well we won't be wanting the riff-raff in there

 

[Goldstone1976]

He stayed on until Brighton so I only had time to wish him well with the recovery and suggest that I looked forward to Palace's relegation. Was going to ask about contract situation but he put his headphones in

Interesting!

Nah, it's not really.....

 

[TheMajor]

Couldn't you have "accidently" pushed him down that gap between the train and platform and snapped his other leg.

 

[tinycowboy]

Ask him to solve all the current disputes on NSC, eg can you get compensation if a shop loses your SD card? Is Jade a better song than Sorry To Embarrass You? Are mini cheddars a worthy participant in a crisp competition? Are Forest abusing FFP rules through lucrative related-party sponsorship agreements? Best Indian restaurant in Haywards Heath? Plenty to talk about - we've all had our say, time for his.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Why isn't he travelling 1st Class ?

Why doesn't he have his own private limo?

 

[Springal]

Ask him whats it like to miss out on Premiership football after all the diving he did last season?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Just as well we won't be wanting the riff-raff in there

That's part of the reason my father buys first class, but invariably some of you slip through the net.

 

[tinycowboy]

Ah well, you'll know what to do next time. Disable the headphones first so that he is compelled to listen...

 

[TheMajor]

I'd hate to think anyone booed him off the train - after what happened to that Newport chappie.

 

[TSB]

He was carrying a ladies handbag. Brown leather. It didn't suit him.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

What did he spend his thirty pieces of silver on?