Singers who IRRITATE you

[Bwian]

Phil Collins

I'd forgotten about that tw@t.

And Mick Fhucknell-manc loving wayne kerr.

 

[rcf0712]

too many to mention, I'd rather focus on those I like

 

[Mowgli37]

Ed Sheeran, and the hordes of acoustic strumming and breathy singing topman models that have followed in his wake

 

[TheJasperCo]

Phil Collins

Out. Get out and close the door behind you.

Sheer blashphemy, the cheek of it. Phil Collins is awesome.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Katy Perry. Saw her on telly talking about her new, more emotionally based, reflective serious direction based more on emotions than outward expression. They then cut to a VT of her in a leapord print bikini with her tits lunging toward camera roaring and singing to an elephant. What a ****.

I'm sorry....but what's your point?

 

[happypig]

Maria Carey. A song has never been sung by her and lived

 

[upthealbion1970]

Bruno Mars. The sound of his voice makes my piss fizz.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Miley cyrus - absolute scum who should be put down just to put us all out of our misery.

 

[wallyback]

Bon Jovi - Zero talent!

 

[Stoaty Ferret]

Thom Yorke. Can't stand his voice. I can appreciate His songwriting abilities but that horrible voice ruins everything Radiohead do.

 

[RupertsFlan]

Jamie Cullum. What a ****ing prick

 

[Icy Gull]

Jamie Cullum. What a ****ing prick

Excellent call, don't get him at all

 

[hart's shirt]

Aguilera is always trying to show off her entire vocal range, regardless of whether that particular song calls for it or not.

 

[Puppet Master]

Bruno Mars. His songs are so whiney and his hat ****s me right off.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Chrissie Hynde because of her mumbling intonation. Brass in Pocket being a good example " Gonna use my asssss..."

you sir, outside, right now, how very dare you

My turn when you've finished

 

[atfc village]

This guy had a very strange voice and all my mates hated him, but I thought it was a great song.

Sadly he is no longer with us

3Mins 40 Secs of sheer brilliance.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Ellie Goulding. Silly face. Silly voice.

 

[piersa]

Boneo & chris Martin love to preach. They have disappeared up their own colons.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Another vote for Bruno Mars here. I actually hate every song he's ever released. Which takes some doing really, as there are good and bad songs on every album, and usually it's a mix of "don't like" and "completely indifferent".

With Mars: I despise every, single, whiny song. Don't even get me started on his shitty lyrics. "I'd catch a grenade for ya"? I'll happily lob you one, Bruno, and then we'll see if you're as good as your word.

Also can't bear Robbie Williams, the smug, overrated, pub singer. Never has a man with such little talent been so feted by so many people. Why on earth have we made him rich??

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I can cope with WILLIAMS, but Gary Barlow and his Cheshire whine really get to me, especially as the misuse fancies the pants off him, I keep pointing out that he is a BOSS-EYED DWARF, but to no avail. I had the misfortune of seeing him briefly on the Beeb last night, singing alongside BAZZA MANILOW, who looks as if he has been dripped in goose fat as a result of too many visits to the plastic surgeon, but at least he knows he's a tit.

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What in the name of all that's holy is THAT?

It looks like one of those little creatures from Labyrinth (you know, the movie with David Bowie in).