SIGNING: Monakana Signs Development Contract Until June 2015

[supaseagull]

If we sign this fella than we can make up a song to the tune of the Macarena

 

[ElectricNaz]

One of the biggest complaints about Lua Lua is that he sometimes is more effective as a sub than a starter. If this guy is essentially KLL2 we can start KLL and bring KLL2 on to freshen it up

KLL2 replacing KLL1 will pretty much mess with the right-backs of every team up and down this fair land (and Wales). Just when they've seen the back of flair and pace, on comes more flair and more pace.

Ehhhhhh Monakana!

 

[Bakero]

If we sign this fella than we can make up a song to the tune of the Macarena

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Je-ff Monakana

That should do it.

 

[Monsieur Le Plonk]

Would seem an odd move for a lad who is playing alot of games at L1 level to come to us and spend 3 years playing at Lancing infront of 4 men and a dog!

Saying that I guess Chicksen has done that.

That's the thing though, it seems he's not getting any game timeat all this season.
Him on one wing and Kaz on the other - the game would just be one big blur as the boys whizzed around like a couple of hawk moths.

 

[Bladders]

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Je-ff Monakana

That should do it.

Lyrical genius, top work that man!

 

[severnside gull]

We had a triallist (unnamed) play for the DS last week.
Could be this lad?

 

[Postman Pat]

We had a triallist (unnamed) play for the DS last week.
Could be this lad?

That was Alasanne Tambe, he played full-back. We decided we weren't interested in him yesterday.

 

[severnside gull]

That was Alasanne Tambe, he played full-back. We decided we weren't interested in him yesterday.

No. Tambe played a couple of weeks back and was named by the club.
At Southampton in a friendly we had an unnamed triallist playing in the top line.

 

[supaseagull]

jeff monakana monakana monakana

jeff monakana monakana monakana

jeff monakana monakana monakana

je-ff monakana

that should do it.

#winner!

 

[JJ McClure]

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Je-ff Monakana

That should do it.

Lyrical brilliance

 

[martin tyler]

Lyrical genius, top work that man!

Whats the tune.
Loving the lyrics

 

[Willy Dangle]

Are we looking at him as we won't get Conway?

 

[martin tyler]

Are we looking at him as we won't get Conway?

Would not have thought so. Conway would start if he came here. This guy potential backup with a potentially bright future

 

[Notters]

Great another thrilling prospective signing

He scored his first goal against palace, what's not to like?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Jeff Monakana Monakana Monakana

Je-ff Monakana

That should do it.

Made my day. Sing it in your head for an instant smile.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Inspired by the Lion King

Jeff Monakana
What a wonderful name
Jeff Monakana
Plays a brilliant game

He causes no worries
for the rest of days

Winger who is tricky
It's clear to see

Jeff Monokana

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Kana Kana Kana Kana
Jeff Monooo-kana

He comes and go's
He comes and Go-oh-oh's

 

[Superphil]

Lyrical genius, top work that man!

I wonder how fast the North Stand could sing that

 

[severnside gull]

What comes first....the signing or the song?





not our player yet?

 

[Bakero]

Whats the tune.
Loving the lyrics

Macarena.