shower just once a week

[Vegas Seagull]

3 stone overweight simply reveals she uses her 10 minutes daily shower time eating pies and having minimal sex. Delusional

 

[El Presidente]

Apparently just after she had used her flannel on her intimate area she inadvertently waved it under David Blunkett's nose, and he said "Are we at Billingsgste Market?"

 

[skipper734]

These girls haven't had a bath or shower for over five weeks. Note the shoes on the rack for airing, the male boats don't do that.
There are twelve females on this female only yacht, a few from UK, one is a Brighton girl. The other five boats each have nine men on board, I know they smell to an outsider, but on board they will not notice it until they arrive at their destination. Maybe it helps that the girls boat is sponsored by a Swedish company that manufactures paper hygiene products.

 

[Nitram]

Finding Nemo is a nice cute fishy story quite acceptable for children. Finding Grey Pubes and smelling of fish is therapy material. I know you are mega busy with the 'demands' of the children, and your busy social media career, but when you next do your online shopping buy your own flannel