Share your Christmas Day Menu

[melias shoes]

Sprouts...lots of sprouts.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Job done

 

[tweenster]

Bacon rolls and a bottle of Baileys for breakfast. After that, who cares!

 

[raymondbriggs]

No one having one of these?

They surely were the ONLY reason for ever buying a Kentucky bargain bucket.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ker-rist. We're five days into November.

Give over.

He's caught a whopper!

 

[daveinprague]

Gabrinus, and whatever the restaurant I find myself in, is serving.

 

[pastafarian]

Breakfast

cold hangover cure fizz

Breakfast

more cold fizz and pills

Tiffin

bacon sandwich

Elevenses

sausage sandwich
schnapps

Brunch

Gin and tonic(not just one)
Waffles

Lunch

Homebrew

Afternoon tea

Hendricks gin(brunch gin will be off by now)

High tea

gin and coke(run out of tonic)

Tea

piss off....where is the gin

Supper

beef wellington
chipolatas and bacon
lashings of gravy
sod vegetables
Wine


Dinner

what ever is on offer at Worthing Hospital

 

[The Truth]

I'm going for the vegetarian option for xmas. Apparently the pig doesn't eat meat?

 

[pastafarian]

weirdo

 

[The Truth]

weirdo

You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

 

[pastafarian]

You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

grow up you child

my reply weirdo was in response to someone else,check your notifications you twit.

jesus christ no wonder you are such a paranoid freak

 

[The Truth]

grow up you child

my reply weirdo was in response to someone else,check your notifications you twit.

jesus christ no wonder you are such a paranoid freak

Are you in great physical pain, or is that your thinking expression?

Anyway, who were you calling a weirdo if it wasn't me?

 

[pastafarian]

Who was it too then?

**** off and do your own research on the matter.

stop being weird and trolling threads

 

[The Truth]

**** off and do your own research on the matter.

stop being weird and trolling threads

You've clearly called me a weirdo for posting a joke not in your direction? Don't be a kid and deny this. Any chance you could quit the pestering?

 

[pastafarian]

You've clearly called me a weirdo for posting a joke not in your direction?

you quoted me you twit with your juvenile quip

Any chance you could quit the pestering?

yes!!!!!!
if you piss off and stop thinking people give a toss about you

sake! only you could ruin xmas dinner

 

[The Truth]

you quoted me you twit with your juvenile quip

yes!!!!!!
if you piss off and stop thinking people give a toss about you

sake! only you could ruin xmas dinner

No, you're the only one whose getting ratty, this page is proof!

Anyway, what's with all the swear words? It's xmas for gods sake!

 

[pastafarian]

in the spirit of xmas then if i ever in my lifetime have the opportunity to set up a scientific experiment measuring the friction involved concerning testicles,underwear and size twelve dock martins i want you at the forefront of my investigation

 

[pastafarian]

i wont respond to anymore of your trolling on this thread so any attempt to try and goad me into it will just make you look like a cock

cheerio again!

 

[The Truth]

in the spirit of xmas then if i ever in my lifetime have the opportunity to set up a scientific experiment measuring the friction involved concerning testicles,underwear and size twelve dock martins i want you at the forefront of my investigation

Scientific experiment!? Even if your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your Xmas hat off!
Cheerio x

 

[TheJasperCo]

Wow