Brighton TID
New member
Is it really necessary? On Tuesday I found myself browsing the 'screw' aisle in B&Q, Worthing. I was on my own checking out the galvanised 4 inchers when a 'fat' man with slightly gingering hair and a shining sweaty complexion entered the very same aisle to view the 'self tappers'. No problem I thought, each to their own, 'self tappers' are good in their own right, respect. Suddenly, ginger man leaves the aisle, leaving behind what can best be described as the smell of a hundred household dustbins full of rotting fish and old pork meat.
Then, the only good looking 'woman' in the whole shop, and possibly the whole of Worthing, ever, enters the aisle with me still coughing up under my breath, still chewing on fat boys innards.
Why do people fart in public? It's disgusting and unnecessary. Do not do it.
Thank you.
Then, the only good looking 'woman' in the whole shop, and possibly the whole of Worthing, ever, enters the aisle with me still coughing up under my breath, still chewing on fat boys innards.
Why do people fart in public? It's disgusting and unnecessary. Do not do it.
Thank you.
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