[Other Sport] Ryder Cup 2023

[Triggaaar]

Shouted just as they tee off on a par 5

Indeed. It's difficult to understand what's (assuming it's something) going through their thick heads.

 

[dazzer6666]

This is, without doubt, the single most twattish thing you can ever hear. Nothing triggers intense dislike verging on hatred more than some dumb ass Yank bellowing “Get in da hole” the moment a shot leaves the tee.

This. Absolute w@nkers.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Keopka being a spoilt twat shock horror probe

James Colgan

@jamescolgan26

Things are getting CHIPPY at the Ryder Cup. BROOKS KOEPKA: "I mean, I want to hit a board and pout just like Jon Rahm did. But, you know, it is what it is. Act like a child. But we're adults. We move on."


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cry me a river twat face

 

[pasty]

Not a golf fan by any stretch of the imagination, but The Ryder Cup does pique my interest and I usually try and keep abreast of the score.

Checked in around 11ish today and ended up watching the whole days play. Some magnificent golf even to my untrained eye. Thoroughly enjoyed that.

 

[Gazwag]

This is, without doubt, the single most twattish thing you can ever hear. Nothing triggers intense dislike verging on hatred more than some dumb ass Yank bellowing “Get in da hole” the moment a shot leaves the tee.

Actually "mashed potato" is worse

 

[Triggaaar]

Things are getting CHIPPY at the Ryder Cup. BROOKS KOEPKA: "I mean, I want to hit a board and pout just like Jon Rahm did. But, you know, it is what it is. Act like a child. But we're adults. We move on."

What exactly did Rahm do, and when?

 

[Iggle Piggle]

What exactly did Rahm do, and when?

Rahm twatted a board at the US open when things turned to shit. It was hardly prime John Mcinroe though.

 

[KZNSeagull]

I'm surprised Koepka is playing. He doesn't usually get out of bed for less that 50k.

 

[Triggaaar]

Rahm twatted a board at the US open when things turned to shit. It was hardly prime John Mcinroe though.

Seems that Koepka is being every bit as childish and he thinks Rahm was.

 

[Easy 10]

Oh, hang on....apparently its because they're all ILL

Ryder Cup 2023: US captain Zach Johnson says illness in camp affected team in Rome

Illness "spreading" through the United States Ryder Cup team has contributed to their 6½-1½ deficit to Europe after the opening day in Rome, says captain Zach Johnson.

www.bbc.co.uk

Illness has "spread" through the United States Ryder Cup team and contributed to their 6½-1½ deficit to Europe on day one, says captain Zach Johnson.

"We're fighting things internally," said Johnson. "It's kind of passed around a little bit, caddies, players. I'm grateful we have a team doctor. The bottom line is there's been some unforeseen things that we've had to navigate around, which is really unfortunate, in the sense of health. It's not an excuse, because we have depth" excused Johnson.

"Scottie (Scheffler) was literally shitting spaghetti at the hotel last night, and (Brooks) Koepke's caddy Sean filled his pants on the coach in first thing this morning unfortunately, so we had to turn back. But we're here as a team and we'll fight on for every point tomorrow."

The Ryder Cup Foursomes recommence Saturday at 06.35 BST with McIlroy/Fleetwood vs Spieth/Thomas.

 

[Deadly Danson]

Albion flag spotted. Rome to Marseille flight afterwards for a whopping week?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Well nothing so far this morning would suggest that today will be any different to yesterday. Europe 2up after 5, 4up after 4, last 2 matches all square.
Spieth is all over the shop, Thomas just accidentally kicked the ball in the hay and no-one has noticed yet. They lost the hole anyway so it doesn't matter.

 

[KZNSeagull]

In rather pleasing news, the adult Koepka is currently getting thrashed: 5 down after 6. What a shame

 

[Triggaaar]

Spieth is all over the shop, Thomas just accidentally kicked the ball in the hay and no-one has noticed yet. They lost the hole anyway so it doesn't matter.

When (eventually) back on the fairway, they said he was taking his 4th shot. So is kicking you're own ball not a penalty?

 

[Hugo Rune]

Looking to get to at least 10 points today in order to have a healthy lead tomorrow for the singles.

Oddly, the unthinkable is mathematically possible for an overall victory today, just need 8 wins. Similar to Albion being top of the Premier League for a few hours, possible but almost certainly not going to happen.

 

[KZNSeagull]

When (eventually) back on the fairway, they said he was taking his 4th shot. So is kicking you're own ball not a penalty?

The ball hitting yourself always used to be a 2 shot penalty in stroke play or automatic loss of hole in match play. If the ball hits a player there is now no penalty, there is a penalty if the player moves the ball when it is resting which is what should apply in this case I think. But as no-one seemed to notice including Thomas, nothing was done. The shouty Sky on course commentator started going on about a completely different rule which just shows how much Sky know about anything.

 

[pasty]

WTAF!! Only just switched on and can’t believe the scores I’m seeing!!!

 

[pasty]

Anyone we know?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Hovland and Aberg are dormie 8. Fleetwood Mac 3 up, 7 to play. Scheffler an audible 'Shit!" as he shanks his drive into the bunker.

Edit Hovland Aberg win 9 and7, the biggest Ryder Cup win in histoory. Scheffler and Koepke an unprepared shambolic mess. The factbthey've only played 11 holes means they will be 7 holes fresher.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Hovland and Aberg are dormie 8. Fleetwood Mac 3 up, 7 to play. Scheffler an audible 'Shit!" as he shanks his drive into the bunker.

Just come back from taking the dog for a walk. Dormie 8 against Koepka and the world number 1?