Royal variety show

[T soprano]

Nah, he was replaced at short notice by Les Dennis doing his topical impression of Mavis from Coronation Street.

I'm started to think The Royal Variety show has always been crap

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I stand corrected thanks for your age & wisdom simmo
Talking of Wisdom is Norman on as well
Mr grimsdale

Sorry Mr 'T' but Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale! should be shouted in a very high voice followed by running around like a headless chicken(NOT MACCA)

 

[edna krabappel]

I'm started to think The Royal Variety show has always been crap

Hale & Pace? Stan Boardman? Keith Harris & Orville? The Nolans?

 

[Ernest]

Hale & Pace? Stan Boardman? Keith Harris & Orville? The Nolans?

Duncan 'Chase me' Norvelle and Joe longthorne doing Shirley Bassey were my faves, have they been on yet ?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Hale & Pace? Stan Boardman? Keith Harris & Orville? The Nolans?

The 'Focker Wolf' sketch by Boardman should be on every year just to show Europe wot real humour is all about---------------am I allowed to say that? as its not very pc but wot the feck!

 

[edna krabappel]

Duncan 'Chase me' Norvelle and Joe longthorne doing Shirley Bassey were my faves, have they been on yet ?

THEY are on just AFTER Su Pollard, Bucks Fizz AND the Great Soprendo.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Duncan 'Chase me' Norvelle and Joe longthorne doing Shirley Bassey were my faves, have they been on yet ?

Triple Jeez! 'Ernest' shall we call it a day otherwise this could go on all night!

 

[T soprano]

There's some comedians on later doing impressions
They're a comedy duo called

HARLEY & BARNES

 

[Ernest]

Triple Jeez! 'Ernest' shall we call it a day otherwise this could go on all night!

I was RUNNING round the CLIFTONVILLE last night doing my Duncan NORVELLE impersonation

 

[T soprano]

Duncan 'Chase me' Norvelle and Joe longthorne doing Shirley Bassey were my faves, have they been on yet ?

I raise you
The krankies plus cannon & ball

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Talking about stealing the show...that girl just singing the dolly Parton song I will always love you, was bloody magnificent

 

[Medwayseagull]

What about Roger De Courcey and Nookie Bear - surely they must count as one of the all time variety show greats.

 

[Beach Hut]

Tarby, what a twat

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I was RUNNING round the CLIFTONVILLE last night doing my Duncan NORVELLE impersonation

Ok 'Ernest' I raise you a quadruple Jeez! BTW my missus says I can watch my 50" telly now so goodnight all!

 

[Medwayseagull]

The highlight - three Chinese tenors singing in Italian to a British audience followed by a Chinese folk song with sub titles - am I right in thinking this is part of the comedy offer ?

 

[T soprano]

The highlight - three Chinese tenors singing in Italian to a British audience followed by a Chinese folk song with sub titles - am I right in thinking this is part of the comedy offer ?

After jimmy tarbuck anything seems funny
Can't believe he told the tommy cooper cup final tickest gag must of heard that story more times than we've missed penalties

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet caroliiiiiine...la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa

Good times never seemed so good.........

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Was Cannon on with his unfeasibly unfunny Balls?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Kylie is looking mighty fine

 

[rocker959]

Bet Lizzie was well pissed orf