Royal variety show

[T soprano]

100 years old and it's come down to reality tv show entertainers Girls aloud , No direction ,Diversity etc
Poor old Queenie watching this crap , hope it gets better on for another 2 hours yet
Oh no Ronnie Corbett on soon, come here off switch you little beauty

 

[Beach Hut]

Load of rubbish sadly on the TV here

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

100 years old and it's come down to reality tv show entertainers Girls aloud , No direction ,Diversity etc
Poor old Queenie watching this crap , hope it gets better on for another 2 hours yet
Oh no Ronnie Corbett on soon, come here off switch you little beauty

I thought you were refering to my age Mr 'T'

 

[Ernest]

Load of rubbish sadly on the TV here

I should be on it doing my dancing

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I should be on it doing my dancing

You mean Im not going to see you doing the SPiltS ?

 

[edna krabappel]

Can't wait for Bernie Clifton & his brilliant comedy ostrich act.

 

[Ernest]

You mean Im not going to see you doing the SPiltS ?

I was doing a JIG in the CLIFTONVILLE on Saturday morning but only coz the BOG was out of ORDER and I was BURSTING for a WEEWEE

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I was doing a JIG in the CLIFTONVILLE on Saturday morning but only coz the BOG was out of ORDER and I was BURSTING for a WEEWEE

Jeez!

 

[Beach Hut]

I should be on it doing my dancing

Thought you were, Stavros Flatley was just on

 

[T soprano]

Can't wait for Bernie Clifton & his brilliant comedy ostrich act.

Is Arthur Askey on tonight as well singing buzzy bee

 

[Publius Ovidius]

At least Katherine Jenkins is looking mighty fine

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Is Arthur Askey on tonight as well singing buzzy bee

As I'm very old I think you will find its a Bizzy Bizzy Bee---Mr 'T' ----blimey that was poetic.

 

[edna krabappel]

Is Arthur Askey on tonight as well singing buzzy bee

Think he's after Rod Hull & Emu.

 

[Ernest]

Jeez!

Mind YOU when I went OUTSIDE I did the SPILTS in George St outside LADBORKES. Ended up with a NASTY lump on my LEG

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Mind YOU when I went OUTSIDE I did the SPILTS in George St outside LADBORKES. Ended up with a NASTY lump on my LEG

Double Jeez!

 

[T soprano]

As I'm very old I think you will find its a Bizzy Bizzy Bee---Mr 'T' ----blimey that was poetic.

I stand corrected thanks for your age & wisdom simmo
Talking of Wisdom is Norman on as well
Mr grimsdale

 

[Ernest]

Double Jeez!

WAS quite NASTY as I nearly CANNONED into an OLD lady just COMING out of SAVERS as I SILD down the pavement

 

[edna krabappel]

I stand corrected thanks for your age & wisdom simmo
Talking of Wisdom is Norman on as well
Mr grimsdale

Nah, he was replaced at short notice by Les Dennis doing his topical impression of Mavis from Coronation Street.

 

[Beach Hut]

WAS quite NASTY as I nearly CANNONED into an OLD lady just COMING out of SAVERS as I SILD down the pavement

If you SILD down the pavement I reckon you followed through badly

 

[Ernest]

If you SILD down the pavement I reckon you followed through badly

I was WORRIED I MIGHT silde into CHURCH Road and END up under a No.6