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A different kind of pasty
Jambo Seagull said:
D-OH !
Okay....
6. People who point out others mistakes on message boards.
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D-OH !
Okay....
6. People who point out others mistakes on message boards.
Deano's Right Foot
Well-known member
1 - Cricked necks (no use to anyone and always done when trying to extricate a 5p piece that you dropped under the table and it rolled to the back and you reach down while still sittingon your chair so you crick your neck and who gives a shit about 5p anyway why did I try to pick it up I wish I could rewind five seconds...)
2 - Posh boxes of chocolates with crushed nuts in every bloody chocolate
3 - Stupid made up names for very expensive coffee eg: Frappubloodycinos
4 - Alan Hansen and his creased forehead
5 - Multiple threads on NSC with pictures of inferior meat products
6 - Spear throw game - good fun but what a waste of time
2 - Posh boxes of chocolates with crushed nuts in every bloody chocolate
3 - Stupid made up names for very expensive coffee eg: Frappubloodycinos
4 - Alan Hansen and his creased forehead
5 - Multiple threads on NSC with pictures of inferior meat products
6 - Spear throw game - good fun but what a waste of time
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
1. CPFC - very obvious
2. Southcentral Trains - totally rubbish
3. LUL Staff - generally the rudest people I have ever met
4. Cherished Teddies - our house it bedecked in them, what's the point
5. Speedway - pointless exercise
6. Changing Rooms - absolute bollox
2. Southcentral Trains - totally rubbish
3. LUL Staff - generally the rudest people I have ever met
4. Cherished Teddies - our house it bedecked in them, what's the point
5. Speedway - pointless exercise
6. Changing Rooms - absolute bollox
I been trying to think of 6 and accually found it quite hard right here goes:
1, Stewards. for all those at loftus road sunday you know what i mean!
2, Palace
(but then again we do need someone to be rivals with)
3, Spiders, hate em!
4, People moaning about other people's bad spelling, i don't mean to spell the word's wrong!!
5, Current crap that is on tele today, all these reality shows
6, The people who just becase i come from brighton instantly think i'm gay!
1, Stewards. for all those at loftus road sunday you know what i mean!
2, Palace
(but then again we do need someone to be rivals with) 3, Spiders, hate em!
4, People moaning about other people's bad spelling, i don't mean to spell the word's wrong!!
5, Current crap that is on tele today, all these reality shows
6, The people who just becase i come from brighton instantly think i'm gay!
1: toothache. nasty shite.
2:archer, belloti, and ken richardson.
3. rotherham utd. (doncaster rivals)
4: people who call me stupid or think **** just because they do not understand what i have said
5:washing pots that have been left too long. (cannot remove some things with a file.
6: people who ask you a question then do not listen to your answer.
2:archer, belloti, and ken richardson.
3. rotherham utd. (doncaster rivals)
4: people who call me stupid or think **** just because they do not understand what i have said
5:washing pots that have been left too long. (cannot remove some things with a file.
6: people who ask you a question then do not listen to your answer.
1. People who say ``basically`` then take 30 fecking minutes explaining something.
2. Richard and Judie.
3. People who say the word absolutely every time you ask them a question.
4. Selhurst park.
5. Rashid Harkouk.
6. Slow serving shop assistants ( God has anyone sided with Michael Douglas in Falling Down)
2. Richard and Judie.
3. People who say the word absolutely every time you ask them a question.
4. Selhurst park.
5. Rashid Harkouk.
6. Slow serving shop assistants ( God has anyone sided with Michael Douglas in Falling Down)
Bwian
Kiss my (_!_)
- Jul 14, 2003
- 15,898
1) The drivers (mainly female) who think it is normal to sit in the next to outside lane on any motorway despite the fact that there are no cars in front of them for f***ing miles but there is a fifteen mile tailback behind them that they've caused.
2) Liver...yeuch!
3) Parents who inflict their screaming little brats on the public while they manage to totally ignore the little bastards-especially when I'm in the supermarket and they scream for the whole time I'm in there. When did screaming become acceptable behaviour?
4) People who dismiss baseball simply because it isn't a British sport.
5) The Tories and The Daily/Sunday Mail (impossible to separate the two).
6) Officials who claim that speed cameras are used to save lives rather than be honest and admit they are revenue generators for local authorities.
2) Liver...yeuch!
3) Parents who inflict their screaming little brats on the public while they manage to totally ignore the little bastards-especially when I'm in the supermarket and they scream for the whole time I'm in there. When did screaming become acceptable behaviour?
4) People who dismiss baseball simply because it isn't a British sport.
5) The Tories and The Daily/Sunday Mail (impossible to separate the two).
6) Officials who claim that speed cameras are used to save lives rather than be honest and admit they are revenue generators for local authorities.
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
Bwian said:
I've been to a couple of baseball games, and it is f^&%$king rubbish.. Not because it's American, but because so bloody boring
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
1) Level crossings - I've wasted what seems like years of my life sitting there. If there are two trains 5 minutes apart the bastards still stay down between them. My dislike is irrational I know.
2) People and drivers that choose not to queue - ignorant
3) The way some people look at you in sympathy when they realise you're a lower division football fan and follow it up with a comment like: " You drive for 4 hours each way to watch Brighton, you must be mad"
4) Christmas shopping and the overhyped build up, especially the crowds and the non stop tv adverts - I'm a humbug, Christmas is only worthwhile if you are a kid or have them.
5) The Withdean atmosphere.
6) Cricket - just mind numbingly boring in 3 or 5 day format, except for a couple of hours at the end (If it's close)
2) People and drivers that choose not to queue - ignorant
3) The way some people look at you in sympathy when they realise you're a lower division football fan and follow it up with a comment like: " You drive for 4 hours each way to watch Brighton, you must be mad"
4) Christmas shopping and the overhyped build up, especially the crowds and the non stop tv adverts - I'm a humbug, Christmas is only worthwhile if you are a kid or have them.
5) The Withdean atmosphere.
6) Cricket - just mind numbingly boring in 3 or 5 day format, except for a couple of hours at the end (If it's close)
bhaexpress
New member
Stumpy Tim said:
Best cure for insomnia know.
NMH
Banned
tossers who try to mess it up when I'm with a girl they could never get near.
people with opinions that are 'the opinion to have'
sweaty socks who can't EVER WIN ANYTHING AT FOOTBALL SO THEY WHINGE AND POINT TO THE ALWAYS VASTLY SUPERIOR ENGERLAND ABOUT EVERYTHING WE ACHIEVE AND DESPISE US BECAUSE WE WILL ALWAYS BE FAR BETTER THAN THEIR TARTAN RUBBISH (read it again 'jock')
moaners who won't give the players or manager a moment or one mistake without getting on their backs.
people with any 'authority' who misuse or get arrogant with it - and don't understand that humility and grace actually underline authority.
religious zealots who cannot respect or allow anyone not of their religion - and usually cannot even agree with fellows of their own religion yet stand up for everyone in it as if it's some exclusive club of one-minded strength! f*** you, zealot, and the horse you rode in on.
people with opinions that are 'the opinion to have'
sweaty socks who can't EVER WIN ANYTHING AT FOOTBALL SO THEY WHINGE AND POINT TO THE ALWAYS VASTLY SUPERIOR ENGERLAND ABOUT EVERYTHING WE ACHIEVE AND DESPISE US BECAUSE WE WILL ALWAYS BE FAR BETTER THAN THEIR TARTAN RUBBISH (read it again 'jock')
moaners who won't give the players or manager a moment or one mistake without getting on their backs.
people with any 'authority' who misuse or get arrogant with it - and don't understand that humility and grace actually underline authority.
religious zealots who cannot respect or allow anyone not of their religion - and usually cannot even agree with fellows of their own religion yet stand up for everyone in it as if it's some exclusive club of one-minded strength! f*** you, zealot, and the horse you rode in on.
NMH
Banned
filthy said:
Marshy
Well-known member
1. Diving - Cheating Bastards.
2. Tommy Johnson - Lets just leave it at that.
3. All Smokers... Vile habit.
4. Guiness... Anyone who sais it tastes nice is lying.
5. People who eat with there mouth open.
6. People who interupt when your talking.
Christ that didnt take long, I could have gone to 20 in no time.
2. Tommy Johnson - Lets just leave it at that.
3. All Smokers... Vile habit.
4. Guiness... Anyone who sais it tastes nice is lying.
5. People who eat with there mouth open.
6. People who interupt when your talking.
Christ that didnt take long, I could have gone to 20 in no time.
Dandyman
In London village.
1. Woolwich Arsenal FC
2. Multi-millionaires posing as the voice of the "common man"
3. Small minded nationalists (NOT the same thing as being patriotic)
4. Any one who thinks lazy stereotypes and cliched insults are a substitute for real debate and arguement.
5. Most Politicians
6. The ever increasing americanisation of the world's greatest language (ie; protest or appeal something, "movies", wrong date order,e tc,etc)
2. Multi-millionaires posing as the voice of the "common man"
3. Small minded nationalists (NOT the same thing as being patriotic)
4. Any one who thinks lazy stereotypes and cliched insults are a substitute for real debate and arguement.
5. Most Politicians
6. The ever increasing americanisation of the world's greatest language (ie; protest or appeal something, "movies", wrong date order,e tc,etc)
1. Students - Fu**ing Grungers!
2. People that have that silly Australian soap talk where their voice goes UP AT THE END -
3. Racists - spanners!
4. All the Big Issue sellers/beggers in Brighton -off you scruffy B s 
5. Those stupid charity collector people
6. Atilla's choice of music at Withdean crap!
That feels better
2. People that have that silly Australian soap talk where their voice goes UP AT THE END -
3. Racists -
spanners!4. All the Big Issue sellers/beggers in Brighton -
off you scruffy B s 5. Those stupid charity collector people
6. Atilla's choice of music at Withdean
crap!That feels better
alan partridge
Active member
jasonkt31 said:
4. All the Big Issue sellers/beggers in Brighton -
5. Those stupid charity collector people
ahhh it really is the giving season isn't it?
Deportivo Seagull
I should coco
1. Palarse ....
2. Barcelona FC .... catalunian scum
3. daily mail/ young Tories
4. Soap Opera's .. talentless idiots on meaningless show's ... reality TV as well ...
5. people who do 40-mph in a 60mph zone 'coz its safe and then do 40 mph in a 30 zone ... nobs
6. religous/politcal fanatics ...
2. Barcelona FC .... catalunian scum
3. daily mail/ young Tories
4. Soap Opera's .. talentless idiots on meaningless show's ... reality TV as well ...
5. people who do 40-mph in a 60mph zone 'coz its safe and then do 40 mph in a 30 zone ... nobs
6. religous/politcal fanatics ...
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 31,696
1. WESTLIFE - "Oh Mandy"?..."Oh f*** off, more like...
2. SPEED CAMERAS - Sussex Police, you've havin' a laugh...
3. ED BYRNE'S CARPHONE WAREHOUSE ADS - stick Moby up your arse you Irish twat!
4. ALAN GREEN'S FOOTBALL COMMENTARY - hey, how about actually commentating on the game and not running it down or saying how inferior team X is to Manchester Utd...
5. SHOPPING - it's for girls. All shopping...
6. THE SCHOOL RUN - the 4x4s, stopping with no warning to usher kids out of car, lollipop ladies etc.
2. SPEED CAMERAS - Sussex Police, you've havin' a laugh...
3. ED BYRNE'S CARPHONE WAREHOUSE ADS - stick Moby up your arse you Irish twat!
4. ALAN GREEN'S FOOTBALL COMMENTARY - hey, how about actually commentating on the game and not running it down or saying how inferior team X is to Manchester Utd...
5. SHOPPING - it's for girls. All shopping...
6. THE SCHOOL RUN - the 4x4s, stopping with no warning to usher kids out of car, lollipop ladies etc.