Theatre of Trees
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Right copying the format from the TV series of the same name, you have to list 6 things that get your back up with an explanation why. At least two of them have to be football related.
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Room 101
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Brixtaan
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Easy:
Croydon
Traffic lights
Mushrooms
Constantly positive people
Beaurocracy
Rap music
was it 6?
Croydon
Traffic lights
Mushrooms
Constantly positive people
Beaurocracy
Rap music
was it 6?
I cannea be bothered to do reasons but trust i have them:
1. Custard
2. Wheelie bins
3. Barrymore
4. People who call Bob Booker,Bob BROOKER
5. Crystal palace
6. Tramps/people who really smell
BTW Theatre i think you spelt something wrong in your sig!
1. Custard
2. Wheelie bins
3. Barrymore
4. People who call Bob Booker,Bob BROOKER
5. Crystal palace
6. Tramps/people who really smell
BTW Theatre i think you spelt something wrong in your sig!
Jambo Seagull
Well-known member
Rangers
Celtic
Jonny Wilkinson
George Dubya
Donald Rumsfeld
Cilla Black
Celtic
Jonny Wilkinson
George Dubya
Donald Rumsfeld
Cilla Black
Audi drivers (seem to want to run me off the road)
Litter droppers (if there isn't a bin, take it home)
Namby pamby teachers who won't let kids do sports in case they lose
Cheaterfield fans wwho can't count (even if you hadn't had points deducted,we still beat you by 3 points)
Stewards who are little Hitlers and think fans are like cattle
People who talk to each other instead of serving me in a shop
Litter droppers (if there isn't a bin, take it home)
Namby pamby teachers who won't let kids do sports in case they lose
Cheaterfield fans wwho can't count (even if you hadn't had points deducted,we still beat you by 3 points)
Stewards who are little Hitlers and think fans are like cattle
People who talk to each other instead of serving me in a shop
bhaexpress
New member
American Immigration Staff
My wife's ex-husbands
Religion
Professional Cockneys and Scousers
The Inland Revenue
Latterly all non Premier League London clubs.
My wife's ex-husbands
Religion
Professional Cockneys and Scousers
The Inland Revenue
Latterly all non Premier League London clubs.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Harsh.Brixtaan said:
What have I done to annoy you ?
The Large One
Who's Next?
Taxi drivers when I am cycling
Cyclists when I am in a taxi
Crystal Palace
3 more later.
I am at work and about to have a game of darts.
Cyclists when I am in a taxi
Crystal Palace
3 more later.
I am at work and about to have a game of darts.
BrightonBird
New member
Arrogant people
Bullying
Anything from the rat family (inc mice and hamsters)
Tony Blair
Diving (sort it out LK)
Stewards
Bullying
Anything from the rat family (inc mice and hamsters)
Tony Blair
Diving (sort it out LK)
Stewards
BrightonBird
New member
Can I add to that Dwayne please.
bhaexpress
New member
Covered by your first entry I think.
cheshunt seagull
Well-known member
- Jul 5, 2003
- 2,712
- People who take excessive amounts of hand luggage on planes
- Cheesey Wotsits and being too close to people who have just eaten them
- The Champions League 'championnns' music
- Tim Henman's Dad; looks like every sadistic teacher I ever had
- The 18:45 from Seven Sisters to Enfield; always late and always delays my train which comes in after it
- The smell of horse dung and hot dogs which hits your nose outside all London football grounds
- Cheesey Wotsits and being too close to people who have just eaten them
- The Champions League 'championnns' music
- Tim Henman's Dad; looks like every sadistic teacher I ever had
- The 18:45 from Seven Sisters to Enfield; always late and always delays my train which comes in after it
- The smell of horse dung and hot dogs which hits your nose outside all London football grounds
Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
Hmmmm,
1) The new version of Action Man - mine was harder and had proper replica weapons.
2) Off-road vehicles being driven on road - they're dangerous, slow, and get in the way.
3) Mothers who drive little Johnny to school in off-road vehicles - see 2 for the reason.
4) The privatisation of the railways - well they buggered that up!!
5) Croydon - need you ask for a reason?
6) People who are famous for being famous - get a job!!
1) The new version of Action Man - mine was harder and had proper replica weapons.
2) Off-road vehicles being driven on road - they're dangerous, slow, and get in the way.
3) Mothers who drive little Johnny to school in off-road vehicles - see 2 for the reason.
4) The privatisation of the railways - well they buggered that up!!
5) Croydon - need you ask for a reason?
6) People who are famous for being famous - get a job!!
Taxi drivers - you do it all day every day so why the f*** can you not drive properly?
London Road - It's Room 101 or friendly bombs for that poor excuse of a shopping area. Always full of singlr mums shouting at thier kids and scallies.
Coldplay - Well, let's not get into that eh?
Claims Direct - Not just them but all of those claim agencies. Fraudulent wankers, use proper lawyers and you'll get more money.
Bows in dogs hair - do you relly think that the dog wants to wear that? NO, now take it out.
Nestle - stop sending powdered milk to third world countries you twats.
London Road - It's Room 101 or friendly bombs for that poor excuse of a shopping area. Always full of singlr mums shouting at thier kids and scallies.
Coldplay - Well, let's not get into that eh?
Claims Direct - Not just them but all of those claim agencies. Fraudulent wankers, use proper lawyers and you'll get more money.
Bows in dogs hair - do you relly think that the dog wants to wear that? NO, now take it out.
Nestle - stop sending powdered milk to third world countries you twats.
Lush
Mods' Pet
1) People who drop litter - especially rubbish out of cars - especially moving cars
2) Nickelback
3) People who swear at their kids
4) The C Word
5) 4x4 Drivers - agreed. I get two kids around in a Mini, why can't they?
6) Nestle
see here for reason for Nestle
Apologies for lack of football related answers - but hey what's not to like?
2) Nickelback
3) People who swear at their kids
4) The C Word
5) 4x4 Drivers - agreed. I get two kids around in a Mini, why can't they?
6) Nestle
see here for reason for Nestle
Apologies for lack of football related answers - but hey what's not to like?
Portsmouth Football Club
Ron Atkinson's commentating
People who threaten violence because they're too stupid to argue their point peacefully
Nannies who don't give a toss about the kids they're supposed to be looking after.
People who are abusive to pedestrians from the safety of their own vehicle when they have a clear road ahead of them.
Nickelback - good call, Lush
Ron Atkinson's commentating
People who threaten violence because they're too stupid to argue their point peacefully
Nannies who don't give a toss about the kids they're supposed to be looking after.
People who are abusive to pedestrians from the safety of their own vehicle when they have a clear road ahead of them.
Nickelback - good call, Lush
Dover
Home at Last.
1. 4x4's. They belong on farms and green lanes. Not outside school gates.
2. Mobile phones. I do not want to hear,"Yeah, yeah, really..." when I am minding my own busness.
3. Textspeak. The english language is beautiful. I learn a new little bit of it every day.
4. Celebraties. Get a life. Most of you are only famous n your minds.
5. Passionless people at football. Go to a knitting circle, please!
6. Peter Taylor. He is my football nightmare, and he played for the scum.
2. Mobile phones. I do not want to hear,"Yeah, yeah, really..." when I am minding my own busness.
3. Textspeak. The english language is beautiful. I learn a new little bit of it every day.
4. Celebraties. Get a life. Most of you are only famous n your minds.
5. Passionless people at football. Go to a knitting circle, please!
6. Peter Taylor. He is my football nightmare, and he played for the scum.
Donny Osmond
New member
- Jul 6, 2003
- 618
Room 101 (only joking)
People who don't signal on the roads
Smelly people
Happy people
Rugby bandwagon jumpers
Violence
(sorry no footy ones)
People who don't signal on the roads
Smelly people
Happy people
Rugby bandwagon jumpers
Violence
(sorry no footy ones)