Pork Pies - Would they survive a 24-hour flight ?

[hans kraay fan club]

I'd still like to know more about the nutritional content of aforementioned porkers - esp calories of a 12 pack as I think this will be greater than your daily allowance [in a 24 hour flight]. So you ought not to eat or drink anything else except water for the entire duration .....

Its okay - unless he flies at EXACTLY midnight, then the duration of his flight will span TWO days, ergo DOUBLE the allowance

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Technically you are, they will be in your stomach!

They'll probably be a bit further down I reckon.

 

[Drumstick]

Its okay - unless he flies at EXACTLY midnight, then the duration of his flight will span TWO days, ergo DOUBLE the allowance

Do you go back in time to Australia or forward? This must be taken into account when working out pph (Pies Per Hour) ratio.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Do you go back in time to Australia or forward? This must be taken into account when working out pph (Pies Per Hour) ratio.

Backwards, about 30 years

 

[Cheshire Cat]

1 pie per hour average - but make sure the toilet access is clear just in case - that jelly can do strange things inside a large intestine.