Please read customer feedback. Poor lad

[essbee]

Hardly believable!

 

[Box of Frogs]

Must admit to misreading the bit that said...

Make sure you gotta a big clock

 

[Dave the OAP]

you know that thread about crying!!!!!

 

[Stu1]

This kind of thing surely has to be what the net is for so funny

 

[Rastamouse84]

The best thing I've read for ages haha

 

[rouseytastic]

This is outrageously funny. Every now and then NSC does reach a crossroads, and it seems like everything funny has been done.

And then this comes along. Destined for Gold. Hilarious. Loose cannon!

Cheers

I it made me spit my tea out so had to share

 

[SeagullSongs]

When I started reading this one, I hoped it would be a limerick.

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It absolutely stinks!
Gave me a horrible rash on my chest
and burns your body
Only use this on your worst enemies!

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I was disappointed.

 

[Jack Straw]

I used to take comments from Amazon's purchasers seriously.
I take them even more seriously now.

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

Classic

 

[TheJasperCo]

Damn! Wish I'd read those reviews sooner.

Too late now.

 

[Varndean VI Form College]

Post of 2012 thus far. Awesome.

 

[rouseytastic]

Post of 2012 thus far. Awesome.

All in a days work my friend, cheers

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Perhaps Mattock should have bought some instead of using a razor!!

 

[Grombleton]

This thread is majestic.

 

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I have recently started to date a younger girl and decided to "tidy myself" up with some serious manscaping as to increase the illusion of "looking bigger". I didn't want to go down the route of removing EVERYTHING so decided it would be fun to come up with a theme.

If any one else, like me, decides to try and draw the Batman logo down there I feel I should offer some advice!

1. Make a stencil first
2. Don't leave it on for to long
3. Don't run your hand though your hair (on head) whilst admiring yourself in the mirror and attempting work out roughly what 6 mins is in your head.

Needles to say I left it on too long and ended up with burnt testicles and single - let that be a warning!

I've awarded 5 stars at it did what you'd expect it to do - make you look like you never hit puberty.
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[Lord Bracknell]

Barrettine Methylated Spirit 500ml



Perfect for a man on the move
27 May 2011
By Pony Pete -

I first encountered this great product in the bar of a Bannatyne's Gym. Having had several whiskies, the new barman was obviously a bit deaf and misunderstood the order for my usual Ballantine's.

But what a mistake! Cheaper, sharper, fresher and bluer, it's been my tipple of the day ever since.

As a traveller, if find Barrettine's handy-sized 50cc bottle is the perfect size to carry around, and with the money I've saved, I've bought a smart new "Love A Horse" top to wear on my forthcoming trip to Paris. Ever-thrifty, I'll be travelling beneath the EuroStar from St. Pancras, but I know that my Barrentine's will keep me warm!



A triumph...
1 April 2011
By barkas -

From the moment you remove the cap you realise you're in for a treat. Fresh, bright, smoky, with a mineral edge and rounded, fruity nose. Midweight and bold, possessing some edge and no little bite, yet remaining smooth, balanced and satisfying. This is a drink to enjoy with friends in a park. Highly recommended.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

Emmm, Joe Mattock anyone?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Hilarous reading....oh dear!.....they walk amongst us!!

 

[Ali_rrr]

If Greer finally wants to go bald and wants some advice he can go there!

 

[Brightonfan1983]

That's hilarious!!

Also, Martin Kelner has some cracking reviews. Amazon.co.uk: Profile For Martin B. Kelner: Reviews

And any of David Hasslehoff's music always attracts some superb reviews, for example Looking for Freedom [Musikkassette]: David Hasselhoff: Amazon.co.uk: Music