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Colossal Squid

Returning video tapes
Feb 11, 2010
4,906
Under the sea
I came across this product when looking for something to reduce the tickling my girlfriend was suffering during our weekly tea-bagging sessions, the mild burning sensation was pleasant at first but much like a dodgy midrange not only did this sensation quickly become unpleasant but it left an untolerable aftertaste in my girlfriend's mouth. The numbing of her tongue was handy though as it suppressed her gag reflex leading to a night that has easily made my top 3. All in all I would rate this product as an 8 which would easily be a nine if it came in strawberry flavour.

:bowdown:
 


KZNSeagull

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2007
21,272
Wolsingham, County Durham
"I have a black Labrador and got fed up of constantly vacuuming up his moulting fur. One tube was not enough to remove all of his fur (it took 3 tubes), but it certainly did its job alright! What I didn't consider is that every time I take him for a walk I have to apply sunscreen, on balance it wasn't a great idea. Although it did make his old chap look a lot bigger, I think the lady dogs were put off by the smell of Piz Buin."
 




rouseytastic

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2011
1,212
Haywards Heath
"I have a black Labrador and got fed up of constantly vacuuming up his moulting fur. One tube was not enough to remove all of his fur (it took 3 tubes), but it certainly did its job alright! What I didn't consider is that every time I take him for a walk I have to apply sunscreen, on balance it wasn't a great idea. Although it did make his old chap look a lot bigger, I think the lady dogs were put off by the smell of Piz Buin."
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Gary Leeds

Well-known member
May 5, 2008
1,526
read some of the other reviews as well, there are some gems in there

The problem came when we decided to baldify my arse crack. Oh my god, bloody hell what a mistake. The first sensation was of a nice chilled feeling between my bottom cheeks, kind of like sitting down in wet grass. All well and good. Then I hit the shower, it was like a vindaloo had been poured between my arse cheeks, while I was getting a severe wedgie. To say it was agony is an understatement, I was howling. Even today (4 days after the event) I can't walk properly or sit on my bike.
 


Birdie Boy

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2011
4,693
Read the comments on the right!

E.G.

5.0 out of 5 stars Works well on dogs.
I have a black Labrador and got fed up of constantly vacuuming up his moulting fur. One tube was not enough to remove all of his fur (it took 3 tubes), but it certainly did its... Read more
Published 5 hours ago by Mr. D. M. Eager

What the! :rolleyes::D
 




TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
11,163
Brighton
This is easily the best comment shirley!?

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
 








Brian Fantana

Well-known member
Oct 8, 2006
7,817
In the field
"Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)"

GOLD. Possibly the best use of the term 'loose cannon' EVER.
 


rouseytastic

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2011
1,212
Haywards Heath
Did you buy any after searching for it?

My brothers mate gave us all the heads up. Don't think he bought but despite being in his late 20's does not have a hair on his body. Perhaps he suffers in silence
 








Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant
Feb 16, 2009
18,855
This is outrageously funny. Every now and then NSC does reach a crossroads, and it seems like everything funny has been done.

And then this comes along. Destined for Gold. Hilarious. Loose cannon! :bowdown:
 




D

Deleted member 18477

Guest
WTF

5.0 out of 5 stars Dickie Geres best friend, 13 April 2012
By*baldy balls - See all my reviews
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care)

If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.

I need to lay off this PCP.

Anyway, if you dilute this to a slightly more liquid mix and add a hamster to it for around fifteen minutes..., Presto you have the perfect play mate no durex needed, althogh a length of dental floss is needed when retrieveng hammy from "behind the console". 8/10.
 






D

Deleted member 18477

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I still prefer the reviews for the Box Canvas Print of Paul Ross: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-...sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Haha

5.0 out of 5 stars My reason to live, 15 Jan 2009
By*Mr. Jm Thomas "Jason Thomas" (Ripponden) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME) **
This review is from: Box Canvas Print of Paul Ross
I purchased this wonderous print almost 2 years ago & it means more to me than you can ever imagine.

In fact I recently had a horrific house fire & only had time to save 2 things - I chose this & one of the twins!
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews*
 


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