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Pissed off grimsby fan again !
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Ding Dong !
Boy I'm HOT today !
Ha ha, that is funny. I'd have probably felt the same as him if we turned the clock back 12/13 years and lost at Hereford !!
The Goon
Gully's Boy
Quality Rant!!
"Plastic Premier League fans can fúck off. I just spoke to my Manchester United supporting neighbour (who incidentally, has been to Old Trafford before – twice) about Town’s predicament. You know what he said? “I know how you feel; it’s like when we failed to win a trophy in ‘95”. NO IT FÚCKING WELL IS NOT!
He no longer has a face."
Genius
He no longer has a face."
Genius
Gerbil
Nsc's most loved
"Plastic Premier League fans can fúck off. I just spoke to my Manchester United supporting neighbour (who incidentally, has been to Old Trafford before – twice) about Town’s predicament. You know what he said? “I know how you feel; it’s like when we failed to win a trophy in ‘95”. NO IT FÚCKING WELL IS NOT!
He no longer has a face."
Genius
And so true!
Spider
New member
- Sep 15, 2007
- 3,614
"Dad, you can fúck off. This is your fault. Your idea. You introduced me to this shower of shít. “Come with me to Blundell Park”, you said, “Come and support the boys”. What could I do? I was fúcking four, what choice did I have? Why not get me hooked on Heroin whilst you were at it? I could have gone with mum shopping for bras and knickers at British Home Stores, but no, you knew best.
Granted, I’d have probably grown up a homosexual but surely even being simultaneously búggered two guys named Seth and Quentin couldn’t hurt like this."
Granted, I’d have probably grown up a homosexual but surely even being simultaneously búggered two guys named Seth and Quentin couldn’t hurt like this."
An absolutely quality rant, and I think the part quoted above is the best bit of it.
SirDouglasLoft
New member
- Jul 4, 2008
- 6,876
The girlfriend can definitely fúck off. Her best attempt at consolation – “I don’t know why you’re bothered; you knew they were shít anyway”. Yes love, but they’re MY shít team. They’ve been MINE for pretty much as long as I’ve been able to wipe my own árse, and they’ll be MINE for as long as I’m alive (or at least, until I’m no longer able to wipe my own árse). Truth is, watching my team win does things for me that no woman can. If push comes to shove and I’m horny, I can always have a wánk.
Superb.
Superb.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Thats is fantastic 
severnside gull
Well-known member
sheer genious
they deserve promotion back into the league next season just off the back of that
print a copy off for every player to read and keep and invite the guy to talk to them before every game to remind them why they are there
they deserve promotion back into the league next season just off the back of that
print a copy off for every player to read and keep and invite the guy to talk to them before every game to remind them why they are there
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Got to feel for the guy. Funny as.
thejackal
Throbbing Member
That ranks right up there with the sobbing Swans fan.
Quality.
Quality.
Laughing Gravy
I'm a ****
Thanks for posting.
Poor bastard
Poor bastard
Gritt23
New member
Top stuff, and we've all been there. The conversation with the MaUre fan is one that just rings so true.
scooter1
How soon is now?
Top ranting.
His bit about being relegated on football merit as opposed to being docked points for going into administration is superb
His bit about being relegated on football merit as opposed to being docked points for going into administration is superb
withdean62
New member
- Aug 20, 2008
- 32
absolutely brilliant rant,i haven't laughed out loud at a post like that before!!
Top quality rant.
Feel sorry for Grimsby, doesnt seem long ago i was up there for the last game of the Championship season, where we needed to win and stoke to lose i believe? Even remember the big topless bloke in the grimsby end closest to the away fans. They got over 6000 last week, and still take a few hundred away most weeks, i wont lose any sleep over them being relegated, but hope they come straight back up next season.
Feel sorry for Grimsby, doesnt seem long ago i was up there for the last game of the Championship season, where we needed to win and stoke to lose i believe? Even remember the big topless bloke in the grimsby end closest to the away fans. They got over 6000 last week, and still take a few hundred away most weeks, i wont lose any sleep over them being relegated, but hope they come straight back up next season.
Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper
Rebels & Albion
Fan-f***ing-Tastic rant 