[Palace] Phantom Sh*tter

[Pavilionaire]

I'm ashamed by this incident and the way in which the truth has come out....part of me still doesn't believe it.

The club need to make both an apology to Albion and a public statement of responsibility. Don't hold your breath though as a lot of the reaction around Selhurst has been anything but apologetic. Someone suggested giving the coach driver a season ticket for life......
That turd has earned Palace millions as it was a major motivation. It's cost you millions likewise (or Watford). BUT....if it was done the day before, how come the cleaners didn't get rid of it?......the coach driver's OUR culprit but the cleaning regime at the Amex is YOURS.

In the same week 20 years after the Cantona Kung-Fu kick incident your club is now embroiled in Poogate Part 2. And in the score of years in between you've burnt your own town and been involved in more administration than the Chinese Civil Service. Is it any wonder we hate your club?

 

[ParDieu]

On the contrary, Talksport mentioned it last night calling for Palace to apologise.

Oh right Talkshite. A radio version of The Sun.
And btw, I was referring to the 'media shitstorm' when it first came to light. Almost 2 years ago.

 

[Man of Harveys]

You're a book keeper or accountant or systems analyst or something equally boring aren't you?

Whatever he is, or you are - my money's on something lowly in the computer games world - you'll be earning a lot more than the poor f**ker who had to clean up after the scummy lowlifes who represent your chavvy little football club.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Hahaha.
You honestly believe your championship club is that important and interesting to the majority outside Sussex to cause a 'media shitstorm' as you put it?
or were you talking about getting a few lines in The Argus?
I suppose you could count that rag as media....

I rememeber it being talked about on a five live "monday night club" programme for a good 10-15 mins or so when it happened. It was being reported as a dirty protest by an albion member of staff.
It was reported in the press
It needed a formal apology
It was mentioned last night on the radio.

So yes, it did make the national media quite heavily, actually.

Here's an article reporting it....not from the Argus, just for your records
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...n-leave-poo-Crystal-Palace-dressing-room.html

And the Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/may/20/brighton-excrement-crystal-palace

And Hollway "thanking Brighton" for the poo
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...-thanks-Brighton-excrement-changing-room.html

And the telegraph
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rc...-KgYgP&usg=AFQjCNFeQGSuM8CO_OrDaCu2EHPaJN0sjQ

Hope these help.

 

[nwgull]

If only someone at The Amex had had the presence of mind to use a mop and bucket , eh.
Things could've turned out (there's that pun again) differently.

I'm ashamed by this incident and the way in which the truth has come out....part of me still doesn't believe it.

The club need to make both an apology to Albion and a public statement of responsibility. Don't hold your breath though as a lot of the reaction around Selhurst has been anything but apologetic. Someone suggested giving the coach driver a season ticket for life......
That turd has earned Palace millions as it was a major motivation. It's cost you millions likewise (or Watford). BUT....if it was done the day before, how come the cleaners didn't get rid of it?......the coach driver's OUR culprit but the cleaning regime at the Amex is YOURS.

I wonder how many times this point will have to be reiterated on one thread: The incident happened 4-5 hours before the team arrived. Following the preparation of the kit by the kit man, the away changing room would have been locked and no access given to anyone - as appropriate given that it contained the entire kit of the opponents prior to a really big game.

Do you think that it should be normal protocol to have it unlocked afterwards and send in cleaners just in case the kit man or anyone with him has shat all over the floor?

 

[ParDieu]

Whatever he is, or you are - my money's on something lowly in the computer games world - you'll be earning a lot more than the poor f**ker who had to clean up after the scummy lowlifes who represent your chavvy little football club.

Filthy language like that and you call us chavvy lowlifes!

 

[symyjym]

I'm ashamed by this incident and the way in which the truth has come out....part of me still doesn't believe it.

The club need to make both an apology to Albion and a public statement of responsibility. Don't hold your breath though as a lot of the reaction around Selhurst has been anything but apologetic. Someone suggested giving the coach driver a season ticket for life......
That turd has earned Palace millions as it was a major motivation. It's cost you millions likewise (or Watford). BUT....if it was done the day before, how come the cleaners didn't get rid of it?......the coach driver's OUR culprit but the cleaning regime at the Amex is YOURS.

Since the Palace game we are the only club who now have a poo warden and emergency shit cleaners on standby, aptly named the SAS (Shit Action Services).

 

[ParDieu]

Well anyhoo, regardless of who did what, it all ended up marvellously well in the end.
For us.

 

[Bwian]

Now that this is in the public domain, has there been any statement from Palace confirming or denying this story? A properly run club would have said something by now, one would have thought.

Morals of alley cats. I'm guessing they'll say nothing.

 

[nwgull]

If only someone at The Amex had had the presence of mind to use a mop and bucket , eh.
Things could've turned out (there's that pun again) differently.

I rememeber it being talked about on a five live "monday night club" programme for a good 10-15 mins or so when it happened. It was being reported as a dirty protest by an albion member of staff.
It was reported in the press
It needed a formal apology
It was mentioned last night on the radio.

So yes, it did make the national media quite heavily, actually.

Here's an article reporting it....not from the Argus, just for your records
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...n-leave-poo-Crystal-Palace-dressing-room.html

It was definitely talked about on 5 live. They implied it was the reason that Oatway was sacked, and then asked Orlandi what he thought about the fact that someone from his club had dropped a deuce on the floor of the away changing room.

 

[Hillian1]

It's actually quite a telling factor that the Palace posters on here are prepared to defend the actions of their staff like this.

That says a whole lot more about them than I could convey.

 

[Red-Blue-Yellow]

Since the Palace game we are the only club who now have a poo warden and emergency shit cleaners on standby, aptly named the SAS (Shit Action Services).

Every dark cloud has a silver lining!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Well anyhoo, regardless of who did what, it all ended up marvellously well in the end.
For us.

A bit like when you went into administration in 2010 and fvcked over your creditors.

 

[Red-Blue-Yellow]

It's actually quite a telling factor that the Palace posters on here are prepared to defend the actions of their staff like this.

That says a whole lot more about them than I could convey.

Look, the act itself wasn't deliberate.....the keeping schtum about it was good psychology whilst the game was on but after that it's indefensible and I think we all know it even if we don't want to admit it.
The background of hate between our clubs made this less than honourable behaviour inevitable....we'd have done it to Millwall & Charlton too but not anyone else. The mistake was Paddy McCarthy letting the cat out of the bag......one too many shandies Paddy?

 

[ParDieu]

In the same week 20 years after the Cantona Kung-Fu kick incident your club is now embroiled in Poogate Part 2. And in the score of years in between you've burnt your own town and been involved in more administration than the Chinese Civil Service. Is it any wonder we hate your club?

I think it's disgraceful that you dare compare the poogate incident, which coincidentally, nobody on here, there or anywhere has absolute proof of who the culprit actually was to the incident at Selhurst involving that filthy french scum thug that led to the death of one of our own supporters.
And you lot reckon we've got no class....

 

[ParDieu]

A bit like when you went into administration in 2010 and fvcked over your creditors.

Well I didn't personally and neither did our current owners.
If it upsets you that much then I'd suggest you take the matter up with Simon Jordan.

 

[symyjym]

Every dark cloud has a silver lining!

Yep, you get the "shit on the floor" song served back.

 

[Hillian1]

I think it's disgraceful that you dare compare the poogate incident, which coincidentally, nobody on here, there or anywhere has absolute proof of who the culprit actually was to the incident at Selhurst involving that filthy french scum thug that led to the death of one of our own supporters.
And you lot reckon we've got no class....

There is no proof that the tragic death of Paul Nixon is in any way related to the Cantona incident. Fact.

I believe it was btw and have always avoided the subject on here, until now that is, but there is no tangible proof that it was.

 

[smudge]

These Palace fans on here, must be right losers. Coming on here saying no-one cares about our tin pot Championship club; yet they care enough to come on & post on our forum. Absolute bell-ends.

 

[ParDieu]

Yep, you get the "shit on the floor" song served back.

The next time we play eachother?
Outside of a cup draw when will that be exactly? Around 2023?