[Palace] Phantom Sh*tter

[SDG]

Just so you're all aware, because I'm sure you really, really want to know

I'm sure it'll please you to know that Paddy McCarthy revealed at a testimonial evening for our Jules that our Coach Driver was ill the night before and in his words "it was coming out of both ends" when he and the kit man delivered our kit on the Sunday evening.

He tried to clear it but made it worse.

No-one else went it to clear it, and it's still there when the team arrived the next day.

Paddy: "We wouldn't be in the Premier League if it wasn't for that driver. 'Olly wasn't happy"

Cheers to that driver

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Thanks for that. Great post.

 

[8ace]

Poogate

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Not really news...

 

[HantsSeagull]

who is paddy?

 

[8ace]

who is paddy?

Paddy McCarthy

 

[MattBackHome]

This IS actually interesting.

 

[Mackenzie]

Confirming what we already knew. Still it lays that to rest.

 

[GT49er]

Now that it's been revealed it was all a Palace plot, shouldn't the game be replayed?

 

[SDG]

Now that it's been revealed it was all a Palace plot, shouldn't the game be replayed?

A plot?!

Yes, we poisoned our Coach Driver...

Suffice to say, you didn't help yourselves by directing the Coach the wrong way into the stadium delaying the team by half hour.

At least Pooyet can be laid to rest now.

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Couldn't give a to be honest.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Now that it's been revealed it was all a Palace plot, shouldn't the game be replayed?

Or a Palace plop.

 

[Monkey Man]

A plot?!

you didn't help yourselves by directing the Coach the wrong way into the stadium delaying the team by half hour.

I think we all knew it was your coach driver - though all the Palace fans I know still seemed to believe it was Poyet.

As for directing the coach the wrong way ... sorry, but I think you'd have to be spectacularly thick not to find your way to a huge stadium just off the A27.

 

[Miami Seagull]

Knew that for a while, but thanks for confirming.

 

[beorhthelm]

I think we all knew it was your coach driver - though all the Palace fans I know still seemed to believe it was Poyet.

i think there's alot of our fans that believe it was Poyet or someone in our staff.

 

[Albion Robster]

Expect nothing else from those horrible Croydon Pikeys.

 

[VHA on NSC]

Hard to argue with such 'solid' evidence. Regardless, it's astonishing that attention to this still overshadows the infinitely larger turd laid by the Brighton team that night, right there on the pitch in full view of everyone

 

[pastafarian]

may i humbly suggest CPFC lay on some sort of toilet training schedule for its staff.

 

[The Large One]

So it appears Palace's very own Frank Spencer isn't potty-trained.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Hard to argue with such 'solid' evidence. Regardless, it's astonishing that attention to this still overshadows the infinitely larger turd laid by the Brighton team that night, right there on the pitch in full view of everyone

Great satire

 

[Mackenzie]

Hard to argue with such 'solid' evidence. Regardless, it's astonishing that attention to this still overshadows the infinitely larger turd laid by the Brighton team that night, right there on the pitch in full view of everyone

Seems that you and your club's coach driver have a lot in common.

Both full of shit.