people you can't stand for no apparent reason

[Hampden Park]

Ricky Gervais

 

[Simster]

Adrian Chiles.

Although I'm not sure whether the reasons for disliking this fat, boring one-trick pony are too obvious to deserve being featured on this thread.

 

[Southstandfaithful]

Keira Knightley is another one that grates big time

 

[Badger]

Carol Kirkwood - maybe I have a dislike of weather forecasters because they keep telling us the weather is going to be shit

 

[Icy Gull]

Ringo Starr
David Coulthard
Eddie Jordan
That Reading fan on South Today - Sally Taylor?
The twat who is on the one Show/Countryfile and used to be on Strictly as a contestant - I really really f***ing dislike him for some reason

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Fred Dineage or however you spell it

It's actually spelt DICKHEAD.

Thinking about it, that goes for the rest of the HOW team (for those of us who have the misfortune of being ancient enough to remember the sodding programme). Horrible scenes.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Keira Knightley is another one that grates big time

Like that

Despite the plaudits she gets, I've never actually been convinced she's that good an actress. I always have this feeling she's essentially playing herself in everything she does.

 

[Southstandfaithful]

Ringo Starr
David Coulthard
Eddie Jordan
That Reading fan on South Today - Sally Taylor?
The twat who is on the one Show/Countryfile and used to be on Strictly as a contestant - I really really f***ing hate him for some reason

Eddie Jordan - good call!

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Thinking about it, that goes for the rest of the HOW team (for those of us who have the misfortune of being ancient enough to remember the sodding programme). Horrible scenes.

Just in case you've forgotten? Doesn't Fred look cool n trendy?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

The Archbishop of Canterbury.

Bright bloke and all that - but do what you know is right.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Bill f***ing Turnbull. Stop dying your hair you unfunny old fart.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Piers Morgan

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Gideon.

 

[Icy Gull]

Gideon.

as in Bible??


Are you on a religious crusade today DKM?

 

[KZNSeagull]

ooooh, what's Vernon Kaye's wife called, the one who hangs around with Bruce Forsyth on Strictly Come Dancing?

Someone once said she was dead behind the eyes, and I think that's a great description of her. Living proof of the fact that to be a female presenter on TV you can be as dense as anything, so long as you're pretty. Whereas if you're a bloke, you can be ugly, old AND shit (nice to see you...to see you...NICE!) and still have a job.

Edit: Tess Daly

My wife constantly berates her dress sense and her seemingly desperate desire to wear clothes that make her breasts look lopsided.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

The bloke who is the 'narrator' on Road Wars!!!!!! AGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Fantastic!

"And the pair of them monkeyed over that fence" (northern accent required)

or

"And he's gone and monkeyed over the garden wall"

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

as in Bible??


Are you on a religious crusade today DKM?

Gideon Osborne - was he in the bible ? Was he one of the plagues ?

 

[Lankyseagull]

Carol Kirkwood

- Me too. Always turn over if she comes on.

Judith Chalmers, although fortunately she doesn't appear on the tellybox much these days.

Frankie Boyle.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

that ex palace and bradford striker who is a summariser on BBC these days...MARK f***ing BRIGHT.

to think some flower has taken time to expel oxygen for him to breathe it rather than a well deserving Rhino...he is a bloddy disgrace to humanity.

....and relax...

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

John Inverdale
Michael Gove
Davina McColl
John McCririck