[Albion] Pants

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Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
13,446
Brighton
Woke up this morning and so enjoyed wearing yesterday’s pants that I’ve put them on again.

Is that wrong?

I remember going to Amsterdam once on a stag do and the airline lost my bag. I ended up wearing the same pants for 4 days, by which time they were a bit cardboardy. But, do you need to wear fresh pants every day? Can we reduce our water usage by wearing pants twice?
 






Muzzman

Pocket Rocket
Jul 8, 2003
5,532
Here and There
I went to Glastonbury in 2003 and again in 2004. I don't think I took a shit for 5 days, let alone change my pants.
 


Pogue Mahone

Well-known member
Apr 30, 2011
11,057
Woke up this morning and so enjoyed wearing yesterday’s pants that I’ve put them on again.

Is that wrong?

I remember going to Amsterdam once on a stag do and the airline lost my bag. I ended up wearing the same pants for 4 days, by which time they were a bit cardboardy. But, do you need to wear fresh pants every day? Can we reduce our water usage by wearing pants twice?
What was so enjoyable about yesterday's pants? Perhaps we need photographic explanation.

Knowing how much you sweat, I hope I'm nowhere near you for tonight's game.

Oh shit...
 






Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
74,032
Woke up this morning and so enjoyed wearing yesterday’s pants that I’ve put them on again.

Is that wrong?

I remember going to Amsterdam once on a stag do and the airline lost my bag. I ended up wearing the same pants for 4 days, by which time they were a bit cardboardy. But, do you need to wear fresh pants every day? Can we reduce our water usage by wearing pants twice?
I've got a pair of pants for every day of the week. In fact I'm wearing them now
 


RandyWanger

Je suis rôti de boeuf
Mar 14, 2013
7,372
Done a Frexit, now in London
Wrongun
 






Me and my Monkey

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 3, 2015
3,554
Yuk. Mind you, if we win tonight it could be the start of a whole new pant overwearing routine for you.
 


Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
13,446
Brighton
What was so enjoyable about yesterday's pants? Perhaps we need photographic explanation.

Knowing how much you sweat, I hope I'm nowhere near you for tonight's game.

Oh shit...
Figure hugging.

The leg goes down the thigh just that little bit further.

Strong seat, and a natty pouch for todger retrieval that has a nice brushed cotton feel to it.

Does that help?
 






METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
7,437
Woke up this morning and so enjoyed wearing yesterday’s pants that I’ve put them on again.

Is that wrong?

I remember going to Amsterdam once on a stag do and the airline lost my bag. I ended up wearing the same pants for 4 days, by which time they were a bit cardboardy. But, do you need to wear fresh pants every day? Can we reduce our water usage by wearing pants twice?
And perhaps the manufacturers could produce clearly reversible ones? :)
 


Badger Boy

Mr Badger
Jan 28, 2016
3,658
Figure hugging.

The leg goes down the thigh just that little bit further.

Strong seat, and a natty pouch for todger retrieval that has a nice brushed cotton feel to it.

Does that help?
Sounds like there might be some bamboo involved in the construction.
 






BN9 BHA

Flakey fanbase member 🙄
NSC Patron
Jul 14, 2013
23,572
Newhaven
I went to Glastonbury in 2003 and again in 2004. I don't think I took a shit for 5 days, let alone change my pants.
IMG_1067.jpeg
 




Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
28,097
Uwantsumorwat
Mum,"Have you got clean pants on" Me,why? Mum,"Just in case you get run over".

So many years have gone by since she used to say these wise words to me but I absolutely know 100% if she were alive today she would enquire about the current state of my arse wear :)
 






Eeyore

Munching grass in Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
28,147
Mum,"Have you got clean pants on" Me,why? Mum,"Just in case you get run over".

So many years have gone by since she used to say these wise words to me but I absolutely know 100% if she were alive today she would enquire about the current state of my arse wear :)
My Mum used to say that.

I change them every day. I have a whole pants drawer. A pair for every day and three pairs for when Albion are playing.
 


Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
22,870
Born In Shoreham
Woke up this morning and so enjoyed wearing yesterday’s pants that I’ve put them on again.

Is that wrong?

I remember going to Amsterdam once on a stag do and the airline lost my bag. I ended up wearing the same pants for 4 days, by which time they were a bit cardboardy. But, do you need to wear fresh pants every day? Can we reduce our water usage by wearing pants twice?
Jesus you should already know the answer. Can you imagine if today was the day some gorgeous lady offered to give you a good noshing and your pants stink of yesterday’s piss🤣
 


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