Palace fans getting their knickers in a twist

[Danny-Boy]

It was okay at the beginning but kind of lost its way in the middle. Choose deckchairs? What's that mean? Choose the dirtiest beaches in Sussex? What as opposed to those lovely Croydon beaches? You are aware that Brighton draws its support from across Sussex esp the Sussex coast too? You laboured the point about being in higher leagues as well. Gets a bit repetitive, you see.

You might also want to ditch the "Choose making umpteen lists" line too bearing in mind the length of your opus magnus (I love that Latin phrase. You can use it too if you like. You just need to find out what it means. Here's a clue - it's not a Transformer).

I did like it though and it does give us lots of reasons to support Brighton. I much prefer those than the choice you have - Living in Croydon and disappearing to Selhurst for 2 hours on a Saturday is the only time you're guaranteed that your mum's new boyfriend won't try to either fiddle with you or beat you.

Overall 6/10

Coming from the resort probably renowned for appealing most to kiddy-fiddlers that last remark is particularly tasteless.

 

[Working class pride]

Choose a Charity Shield or choose a zenith autowindscreens simod trophy
Choose 17000 season ticket holders or choose 8/9000 STH's
Choose being first to he FA cup final or choose following a few years later
Choose a big regional club or choose a small suburban club
Choose righton or choose palace

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

Coming from the resort probably renowned for appealing most to kiddy-fiddlers that last remark is particularly tasteless.

Eh? Why would one particular town appeal to kiddy-fiddlers and since when have we been "renowned" for it? Most kiddy-fiddlers are straight and if Brighton's renowned for one thing it's not that.

Anyway, I'm sorry my remark brought back bad memories for you. Out of curiosity what was worse? being fiddled with or being taken to Selhurst?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Are Palace fans really all retarded ?

rhetorical(rhet|oric¦al)

1) (of a question) asked in order to produce an effect or to make a statement rather than to elicit information.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Not to belabor the point too much, but...

. Are Palace fans really all retarded ?

Coming from the resort probably renowned for appealing most to kiddy-fiddlers...

 

[bhaexpress]

And he doesn't even call you a bunch of gays. Things are improving then,,

To be honest he's probably far too young to know what being 'gay' is.

 

[bhaexpress]

Not to belabor the point too much, but...

Well as far as I'm concerned the fact that so many of their fans can't see a problem with being in administration twice does give cause to question their level of intellect. I am sick of being called a tinpot club by a team that is frankly lucky to still be in existence. To go into administration once is dreadful but twice ?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Well as far as I'm concerned the fact that so many of their fans can't see a problem with being in administration twice does give cause to question their level of intellect. I am sick of being called a tinpot club by a team that is frankly lucky to still be in existence. To go into administration once is dreadful but twice ?

I fully agree with you. I was jokingly implying that the answer is self evident!

 

[bhaexpress]

I fully agree with you. I was jokingly implying that the answer is self evident!

Ahhh ..... My apologies

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Ahhh ..... My apologies

 

[Mickey Pearce's Hat]

Awe, Palace...yeah, you take it to those Seagulls!

 

[Mickey Pearce's Hat]

Serious question to Palace fans trolling on here...

If Brighton are sooo very beneath you, why don't you go on the Charlton Athletic boards & give it the big un to them? Or is it because they are south London's historically most successful club (most seasons in top flight, highest ever placing, FA Cup winners)?

And if Brighton keep 'running' away...why don't you get up early come the 6 miles to New Cross for a meet with some our finest? Whether you think we're scum or not, hard or not, I can gurantee they're at least 'game' & will show-up for you.

I can understand the logic of Brighton fans looking to Palace as a rival. Selhurst Park is the easiest away ground to get to for them, and there's been some fiesty games.

However, for Palace to be acting like they are above Brighton is stupid. You can't have it both ways lads. You either front up to the much nearer Millwall or Charlton, or accept that Brighton are true rivals on an equal football standing.

It must be bad for Palace fans, both Wall & Charlton have better grounds, Charlton have a better history, Millwall a better firm, even Millwall can claim to have at least played in Europe proper, and be on the up compared to the Eagles, and if our gates continue to grow & yours drop we'll over take you on that front too (indeed, we've had the bigger gate on the same Saturday a few times now this season)....and the one club you could feel superior too...a Brighton ruined by mis-management, homeless and skint...is now about to over take you.

Perhaps Crawely are about Palace's best bet for the nigels to feel superior nowadays? Glad all over.

 

[bhaexpress]

To be honest a lot of Palarse fans are too young or too stupid to remember our prior history. Palarse were of little or no consequence to us before the end of the seventies when found ourselves in the same divisions at three different levels. As I am now getting boring with my issue is their looking down on us because unlike them we have never gone into administration. No doubt had we squandered other people's cash in the way they have we would be in the same if not better place than them.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Nice of you to post your photo EaglesEATseaweed

How many seasons were you in the Premier league numbnuts??

How many years in the last 15 years have you been in the championship numbnuts

How many years have CPFC trawled footballs bottom divisions numbnuts

Champions of the turd tier of English football...wooooooooo. Punching above their weight, didn't they do well, so much better than last week.

14000 corporate prawn sandwich brigaders and 2000 teenage wannabes and you're still.

 

[the wanderbus]

Perhaps Crawely are about Palace's best bet for the nigels to feel superior nowadays? Glad all over.

What an excellent idea, to welcome Crawley to the league lets give them palace as a rival. We can let them fight it out in the jpt next season - two noddy clubs together.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Choose Brighton and Hove Albion

Choose laughable arrogance.

Choose winning two lower league championships in 3 years and acting like you've won a European trophy.

Choose being relegated the very next season.

Choose the most contrived, up-his own-arse, most commercially sold out DJ for a 'celebrity' spokesman.

Choose the most disloyal manager in football because the previous three all left when they found out what a useless club it was.

Choose deckchairs.

Choose playing at a ground that slopes up toward the corner flag, for a hundred years, in the forlorn hope it will give you an advantage.

Choose running away at Haywards Heath.

Choose 99% of your fan base from the inbred rural English middle classes, provincial urban rapscallion’s, and local media has-been’s.

Choose losing your best player in 20 years to an underachieving premiership club who dump him after 6 months when they realise he's crap.

Choose kicking a non-league club out of their home ground while you search for your new one.

Choose pink streaks for an away kit

Choose a chairman who's name sounds like a dodgy gay porno movie.

Choose carrier bags.

Choose a beach covered in glass.

Choose kicking over flower pots outside a florists to look hard.

Choose not meeting your arch rivals for 13 years, going on and on about how you were going to exact revenge, and then lose 5-0 the very next time you play them.

Choose a disgusting bloated crap eating seabird that everyone hates as your club mascot.

Choose making umpteen lists of reasons why your club needs a new ground and then admit you didn’t go for a few years in the 1990's when they were bottom of division three.

Choose mocking your arch rivals failures despite the fact that for the last 15 years those failures happened at least one division higher than the one you were playing in.

Choose broken glass and pissing in the sea.

Choose the dirtiest beaches in Sussex.

Choose a city run by people who weren't born there.

Choose a city owned by people who weren't born there.

Choose calling it London-On-Sea.

Choose calling your city 'the place to be' when for the last three years its been top twice and second once in England and Wales for the number of drug deaths per capita.

Choose mocking your arch rivals for their record defeat 14 years ago, when you haven’t even scored against them since the Berlin Wall came down, and Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister.

Choose the joint biggest cup final defeat in half a century.

Choose your arch-rivals rejects and past heroes as managers and first team players.

Choose changing your nickname just because your arch rivals have.

Choose banging on about how your club's 'rightful' place is in the Premiership when it's never even been there and has only ever been in the top division for four seasons in its entire century long history.

Choose being in a higher division than your arch rivals for just 5 seasons out of 85 when even 2 of those were down to league restructuring.

Choose being AT LEAST one division lower than your arch rivals for 30 seasons out of 85.

Choose being so far behind your arch rivals for so long that it would take a lifetime to catch up.

Choose Comet, Toys R Us, JBB Sports.

Choose Nathan Jones in pink trainers.

Choose bitterness.

Choose second hand gloating.

Choose being called a ‘’footballing backwater’’ by one of your own managers.

Choose inflicting over a century of garbage on English football fans.

Choose insignificance, inability, mediocrity, banality, irrelevance, and woeful finishing when it really matters.

Choose Mark Lawrenson.

Choose Des Lynam.

Choose Papa Smurf.

Choose Seaweed.

and last of all....

You can't join 2 towns together and call it a ******* city

Choose which complex needs the most urgent treatment would be the best advice anyone could give you.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Our palarse friends do protest too much about our homosexual tendencies :safeway

 

[Seagull Steve]

I like the fact that this particular Nigel thinks that Brighton fans runaway from there so called firm. It would help somewhat for them to turn up. So instead of hanging out the back of your sister while she is typing for you, try taking up your entire ticket allocation. So called local rivals? don't make me laugh. Oh and by the way ten spotty youths with there arse out of their trousers are not generally considered a firm.

 

[brakespear]

Choose bitterness.

Irony overload.

 

[Martinf]

Serious question to Palace fans trolling on here...

If Brighton are sooo very beneath you, why don't you go on the Charlton Athletic boards & give it the big un to them? Or is it because they are south London's historically most successful club (most seasons in top flight, highest ever placing, FA Cup winners)?

And if Brighton keep 'running' away...why don't you get up early come the 6 miles to New Cross for a meet with some our finest? Whether you think we're scum or not, hard or not, I can gurantee they're at least 'game' & will show-up for you.

I can understand the logic of Brighton fans looking to Palace as a rival. Selhurst Park is the easiest away ground to get to for them, and there's been some fiesty games.

However, for Palace to be acting like they are above Brighton is stupid. You can't have it both ways lads. You either front up to the much nearer Millwall or Charlton, or accept that Brighton are true rivals on an equal football standing.

It must be bad for Palace fans, both Wall & Charlton have better grounds, Charlton have a better history, Millwall a better firm, even Millwall can claim to have at least played in Europe proper, and be on the up compared to the Eagles, and if our gates continue to grow & yours drop we'll over take you on that front too (indeed, we've had the bigger gate on the same Saturday a few times now this season)....and the one club you could feel superior too...a Brighton ruined by mis-management, homeless and skint...is now about to over take you.

Perhaps Crawely are about Palace's best bet for the nigels to feel superior nowadays? Glad all over.