Palace fans getting their knickers in a twist

[philsussex]

The squealing is cranking up a notch now they're edging close to relegation!

 

[bhaexpress]

They should have beaten Scunthorpe yesterday rather than lose. Given that they have a six pointer at Donny then three games against teams looking for at least a play off place the bums will be puckering, terrible shame

 

[Napper]

Choose Brighton and Hove Albion

Choose laughable arrogance.

Choose winning two lower league championships in 3 years and acting like you've won a European trophy.

Choose being relegated the very next season.

Choose the most contrived, up-his own-arse, most commercially sold out DJ for a 'celebrity' spokesman.

Choose the most disloyal manager in football because the previous three all left when they found out what a useless club it was.

Choose deckchairs.

Choose playing at a ground that slopes up toward the corner flag, for a hundred years, in the forlorn hope it will give you an advantage.

Choose running away at Haywards Heath.

Choose 99% of your fan base from the inbred rural English middle classes, provincial urban rapscallion’s, and local media has-been’s.

Choose losing your best player in 20 years to an underachieving premiership club who dump him after 6 months when they realise he's crap.

Choose kicking a non-league club out of their home ground while you search for your new one.

Choose pink streaks for an away kit

Choose a chairman who's name sounds like a dodgy gay porno movie.

Choose carrier bags.

Choose a beach covered in glass.

Choose kicking over flower pots outside a florists to look hard.

Choose not meeting your arch rivals for 13 years, going on and on about how you were going to exact revenge, and then lose 5-0 the very next time you play them.

Choose a disgusting bloated crap eating seabird that everyone hates as your club mascot.

Choose making umpteen lists of reasons why your club needs a new ground and then admit you didn’t go for a few years in the 1990's when they were bottom of division three.

Choose mocking your arch rivals failures despite the fact that for the last 15 years those failures happened at least one division higher than the one you were playing in.

Choose broken glass and pissing in the sea.

Choose the dirtiest beaches in Sussex.

Choose a city run by people who weren't born there.

Choose a city owned by people who weren't born there.

Choose calling it London-On-Sea.

Choose calling your city 'the place to be' when for the last three years its been top twice and second once in England and Wales for the number of drug deaths per capita.

Choose mocking your arch rivals for their record defeat 14 years ago, when you haven’t even scored against them since the Berlin Wall came down, and Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister.

Choose the joint biggest cup final defeat in half a century.

Choose your arch-rivals rejects and past heroes as managers and first team players.

Choose changing your nickname just because your arch rivals have.

Choose banging on about how your club's 'rightful' place is in the Premiership when it's never even been there and has only ever been in the top division for four seasons in its entire century long history.

Choose being in a higher division than your arch rivals for just 5 seasons out of 85 when even 2 of those were down to league restructuring.

Choose being AT LEAST one division lower than your arch rivals for 30 seasons out of 85.

Choose being so far behind your arch rivals for so long that it would take a lifetime to catch up.

Choose Comet, Toys R Us, JBB Sports.

Choose Nathan Jones in pink trainers.

Choose bitterness.

Choose second hand gloating.

Choose being called a ‘’footballing backwater’’ by one of your own managers.

Choose inflicting over a century of garbage on English football fans.

Choose insignificance, inability, mediocrity, banality, irrelevance, and woeful finishing when it really matters.

Choose Mark Lawrenson.

Choose Des Lynam.

Choose Papa Smurf.

Choose Seaweed.

and last of all....

You can't join 2 towns together and call it a ******* city

choose only bringing 600 for a derby

 

[maresfield seagull]

I hope they stay up .No i really mean it
I want the chance to take six points off the south london caravan crew
next season and help send them down
that would give me just as much pleasure as this promotion has

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Serious question to Palace fans trolling on here...

If Brighton are sooo very beneath you, why don't you go on the Charlton Athletic boards & give it the big un to them? Or is it because they are south London's historically most successful club (most seasons in top flight, highest ever placing, FA Cup winners)?

MPH - you are a quality addition to this board. Excellent post.

 

[peterward]

Choose Brighton and Hove Albion

Choose laughable arrogance.

Choose winning two lower league championships in 3 years and acting like you've won a European trophy.

Choose being relegated the very next season.

Choose the most contrived, up-his own-arse, most commercially sold out DJ for a 'celebrity' spokesman.

Choose the most disloyal manager in football because the previous three all left when they found out what a useless club it was.

Choose deckchairs.

Choose playing at a ground that slopes up toward the corner flag, for a hundred years, in the forlorn hope it will give you an advantage.

Choose running away at Haywards Heath.

Choose 99% of your fan base from the inbred rural English middle classes, provincial urban rapscallion’s, and local media has-been’s.

Choose losing your best player in 20 years to an underachieving premiership club who dump him after 6 months when they realise he's crap.

Choose kicking a non-league club out of their home ground while you search for your new one.

Choose pink streaks for an away kit

Choose a chairman who's name sounds like a dodgy gay porno movie.

Choose carrier bags.

Choose a beach covered in glass.

Choose kicking over flower pots outside a florists to look hard.

Choose not meeting your arch rivals for 13 years, going on and on about how you were going to exact revenge, and then lose 5-0 the very next time you play them.

Choose a disgusting bloated crap eating seabird that everyone hates as your club mascot.

Choose making umpteen lists of reasons why your club needs a new ground and then admit you didn’t go for a few years in the 1990's when they were bottom of division three.

Choose mocking your arch rivals failures despite the fact that for the last 15 years those failures happened at least one division higher than the one you were playing in.

Choose broken glass and pissing in the sea.

Choose the dirtiest beaches in Sussex.

Choose a city run by people who weren't born there.

Choose a city owned by people who weren't born there.

Choose calling it London-On-Sea.

Choose calling your city 'the place to be' when for the last three years its been top twice and second once in England and Wales for the number of drug deaths per capita.

Choose mocking your arch rivals for their record defeat 14 years ago, when you haven’t even scored against them since the Berlin Wall came down, and Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister.

Choose the joint biggest cup final defeat in half a century.

Choose your arch-rivals rejects and past heroes as managers and first team players.

Choose changing your nickname just because your arch rivals have.

Choose banging on about how your club's 'rightful' place is in the Premiership when it's never even been there and has only ever been in the top division for four seasons in its entire century long history.

Choose being in a higher division than your arch rivals for just 5 seasons out of 85 when even 2 of those were down to league restructuring.

Choose being AT LEAST one division lower than your arch rivals for 30 seasons out of 85.

Choose being so far behind your arch rivals for so long that it would take a lifetime to catch up.

Choose Comet, Toys R Us, JBB Sports.

Choose Nathan Jones in pink trainers.

Choose bitterness.

Choose second hand gloating.

Choose being called a ‘’footballing backwater’’ by one of your own managers.

Choose inflicting over a century of garbage on English football fans.

Choose insignificance, inability, mediocrity, banality, irrelevance, and woeful finishing when it really matters.

Choose Mark Lawrenson.

Choose Des Lynam.

Choose Papa Smurf.

Choose Seaweed.

and last of all....

You can't join 2 towns together and call it a ******* city

Just seen this posted tonight on the Palarse BBS, i think it was done by a millwall fan, I have tidied it up by taking out a few lines at is it does go on a bit and made it slightly more Albion centric (childish I know). but hey think this is a far better version !!

Choose Crystal Palace
Choose laughable arrogance.
Choose playing in the intertoto cup and acting like you've played in Europe.
Choose being relegated 9 times
Choose a sold out QPR/St Mirren fan DJ for a 'celebrity' spokesman.
Choose to appoint the most past his sell by date manager in football and sack him in January when you are 2nd bottom of the league
Choose selling one end of your ground to a supermarket.
Choose taste the difference
Choose your chairman doing a runner with the money.
Choose 99% of your fans being stripy Nigel middle class la-de-dahs and second rate comedians who make their living with their hands up Bears bottoms.
Choose losing your best player in 20 years to a middling premiership club who loan him to Brentford and then dump him because they realise he's crap.
Choose a Chairman who pretends to put £5m of his cash into the club to stave of Admin, but actually got it from Agilo who then put the club into administration.
Choose copying Barcelona’s shirts
choose playing like Aldershot's shirts
Choose Mark Goldberg
Choose a peroxide blonde chairman whose surname copies a silicone laden Page 3 horror from the same city as your superior south coast rivals.
Choose a High Street covered in drunks and drug addicts.
Choose attacking Charlton Fans at Sydenham station to look hard.
Choose losing 3-nil to your neighbours and being long gone before the final whistle.
Choose someone else’s mascot as your club mascot as no one knows what a glazier looks like.
Choose rushing out a half baked prospectus for a new ground full of spelling mistakes because another London club has designs on the site.
Choose the stadium at an athletics track because it worked for your arch rival.
Choose boasting despite having never won anything significant. Zip, Nil, Nada
Choose broken wooden tip up seats.
Choose the dirtiest area in Croydon.
Choose spending less time in Division 1 than Brighton in the 80s despite bragging about being the team of the 80s
Choose a ground your chairman pretended to own.
Choose calling yourself a London Club.
Choose calling Croydon a city rather than a shitty Shanty town
Choose banging on about how your club's 'rightful' place is in the Premiership when it hasn’t survived a season in it.
Choose meaningless Statistics to belittle your rivals, but show on closer inspection you have only lifted the tinpot Zenith Data cup
Choose deluding yourselves as being so far ahead of your arch rivals that it takes only one promotion/relegation for it to rapidly turn around.
Choose a being evicted from your grounds three times
Choose Steve Coppell four times
Choose imitating Italian Supporters
Choose Ian Dowie
Choose losing 9-nil
Choose Ronnie Corbett
Choose Jo Brand
Choose Nookie the Bear.
Choose Eric Cantona
Choose Cyanide
Choose Palace

 

[pottert]

If palace do stay up I don't think we should let the scum come to the Amex,maybe we could play them at waterhall then the pikey ***** could bring their caravans.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Choose Brighton and Hove Albion

Choose laughable arrogance.

Choose winning two lower league championships in 3 years and acting like you've won a European trophy.

Choose being relegated the very next season.

Choose the most contrived, up-his own-arse, most commercially sold out DJ for a 'celebrity' spokesman.

Choose the most disloyal manager in football because the previous three all left when they found out what a useless club it was.

Choose deckchairs.

Choose playing at a ground that slopes up toward the corner flag, for a hundred years, in the forlorn hope it will give you an advantage.

Choose running away at Haywards Heath.

Choose 99% of your fan base from the inbred rural English middle classes, provincial urban rapscallion’s, and local media has-been’s.

Choose losing your best player in 20 years to an underachieving premiership club who dump him after 6 months when they realise he's crap.

Choose kicking a non-league club out of their home ground while you search for your new one.

Choose pink streaks for an away kit

Choose a chairman who's name sounds like a dodgy gay porno movie.

Choose carrier bags.

Choose a beach covered in glass.

Choose kicking over flower pots outside a florists to look hard.

Choose not meeting your arch rivals for 13 years, going on and on about how you were going to exact revenge, and then lose 5-0 the very next time you play them.

Choose a disgusting bloated crap eating seabird that everyone hates as your club mascot.

Choose making umpteen lists of reasons why your club needs a new ground and then admit you didn’t go for a few years in the 1990's when they were bottom of division three.

Choose mocking your arch rivals failures despite the fact that for the last 15 years those failures happened at least one division higher than the one you were playing in.

Choose broken glass and pissing in the sea.

Choose the dirtiest beaches in Sussex.

Choose a city run by people who weren't born there.

Choose a city owned by people who weren't born there.

Choose calling it London-On-Sea.

Choose calling your city 'the place to be' when for the last three years its been top twice and second once in England and Wales for the number of drug deaths per capita.

Choose mocking your arch rivals for their record defeat 14 years ago, when you haven’t even scored against them since the Berlin Wall came down, and Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister.

Choose the joint biggest cup final defeat in half a century.

Choose your arch-rivals rejects and past heroes as managers and first team players.

Choose changing your nickname just because your arch rivals have.

Choose banging on about how your club's 'rightful' place is in the Premiership when it's never even been there and has only ever been in the top division for four seasons in its entire century long history.

Choose being in a higher division than your arch rivals for just 5 seasons out of 85 when even 2 of those were down to league restructuring.

Choose being AT LEAST one division lower than your arch rivals for 30 seasons out of 85.

Choose being so far behind your arch rivals for so long that it would take a lifetime to catch up.

Choose Comet, Toys R Us, JBB Sports.

Choose Nathan Jones in pink trainers.

Choose bitterness.

Choose second hand gloating.

Choose being called a ‘’footballing backwater’’ by one of your own managers.

Choose inflicting over a century of garbage on English football fans.

Choose insignificance, inability, mediocrity, banality, irrelevance, and woeful finishing when it really matters.

Choose Mark Lawrenson.

Choose Des Lynam.

Choose Papa Smurf.

Choose Seaweed.

and last of all....

You can't join 2 towns together and call it a ******* city

That is some post! Good on ya, matey, you've clearly realised how shocking things are at Palarse if you have to put that much effort in to write a post on a rival's board! Quality

You LOVE us really

Cheating, pikey scumbag piece of shit.

 

[Biscuit]

I really hope Palace stay up and we thump them twice next year, they finish bottom and are relegated as we flirt with the playoffs..

 

[Oscar]

If you think the scummers' reaction to our promotion is bad, just wait until those big derby games they're going to have with Crawley.

 

[Simster]

Serious question to Palace fans trolling on here...

If Brighton are sooo very beneath you, why don't you go on the Charlton Athletic boards & give it the big un to them? Or is it because they are south London's historically most successful club (most seasons in top flight, highest ever placing, FA Cup winners)?

And if Brighton keep 'running' away...why don't you get up early come the 6 miles to New Cross for a meet with some our finest? Whether you think we're scum or not, hard or not, I can gurantee they're at least 'game' & will show-up for you.

I can understand the logic of Brighton fans looking to Palace as a rival. Selhurst Park is the easiest away ground to get to for them, and there's been some fiesty games.

However, for Palace to be acting like they are above Brighton is stupid. You can't have it both ways lads. You either front up to the much nearer Millwall or Charlton, or accept that Brighton are true rivals on an equal football standing.

It must be bad for Palace fans, both Wall & Charlton have better grounds, Charlton have a better history, Millwall a better firm, even Millwall can claim to have at least played in Europe proper, and be on the up compared to the Eagles, and if our gates continue to grow & yours drop we'll over take you on that front too (indeed, we've had the bigger gate on the same Saturday a few times now this season)....and the one club you could feel superior too...a Brighton ruined by mis-management, homeless and skint...is now about to over take you.

Perhaps Crawely are about Palace's best bet for the nigels to feel superior nowadays? Glad all over.

Yes, yes, yes but they do have the most brilliant "ultras" in the league.

*snigger*

 

[philsussex]

If you think the scummers' reaction to our promotion is bad, just wait until those big derby games they're going to have with Crawley.

Worth lumping a few quid on Crawley for those fixtures

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Serious question to Palace fans trolling on here...

If Brighton are sooo very beneath you, why don't you go on the Charlton Athletic boards & give it the big un to them? Or is it because they are south London's historically most successful club (most seasons in top flight, highest ever placing, FA Cup winners)?

And if Brighton keep 'running' away...why don't you get up early come the 6 miles to New Cross for a meet with some our finest? Whether you think we're scum or not, hard or not, I can gurantee they're at least 'game' & will show-up for you.

I can understand the logic of Brighton fans looking to Palace as a rival. Selhurst Park is the easiest away ground to get to for them, and there's been some fiesty games.

However, for Palace to be acting like they are above Brighton is stupid. You can't have it both ways lads. You either front up to the much nearer Millwall or Charlton, or accept that Brighton are true rivals on an equal football standing.

It must be bad for Palace fans, both Wall & Charlton have better grounds, Charlton have a better history, Millwall a better firm, even Millwall can claim to have at least played in Europe proper, and be on the up compared to the Eagles, and if our gates continue to grow & yours drop we'll over take you on that front too (indeed, we've had the bigger gate on the same Saturday a few times now this season)....and the one club you could feel superior too...a Brighton ruined by mis-management, homeless and skint...is now about to over take you.

Perhaps Crawely are about Palace's best bet for the nigels to feel superior nowadays? Glad all over.

Couldn't have put it any better. Marvellous words from the Millwall