Other than tennis, Scotland is better than England at...

[Change at Barnham]

The Scots are more friendly and easy going than southerners.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A soft drink made entirely from GIRDERS

 

[matt]

Heart disease.

 

[The Kid Frankie]

Drug and alcohol addiction.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Enormous adam's apples, of which they all have.

 

[jakarta]

The Scots are more friendly and easy going than southerners.

You have clearly never lived there!

 

[hybrid_x]

much better at being bitten by midges.


"oh the nature is so nice in scotland" people say.......but they dont mention you het eaten alive by tiny jock-mozzies.

 

[Footsoldier]

Do you perhaps mean 'independence'

Sorry I was educated under the last government where spelling mistakes was encouraged.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sorry I was educated under the last government where spelling mistakes was encouraged.

And grammar mistakes, don't forget grammar mistakes.

 

[Footsoldier]

Maybe. But the likes of me and thee won't see any of it.

Maybe not but at least it'll be spent on our citizens. Maybe we can then have free prescriptions and free university places.

 

[Questions]

And grammar mistakes, don't forget grammar mistakes.

I don't think we've ever had a poster who leaves as many open goals as this boy.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Maybe not but at least it'll be spent on our citizens. Maybe we can then have free prescriptions and free university places.

Don't hold your breath. This lot, like the last time they got in, know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

 

[Triggaaar]

Other than tennis, Scotland is better than England at...

I'm not sure Scotland are better than England at tennis. I expect if we had a tournament, Andy would win his matches, and Scotland would lose all the others.

 

[beorhthelm]

ballot rigging

 

[Steve Foster]

Being left wing

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

very harsh on the old scotties. One of the most beautiful countries in the world. They do castles better than us, skiing better than us, birdlife better than us and they've got great accents (well some of them, anyway)

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Having surnames with a Mc or Mac prefix

 

[Barrel of Fun]

They throw fantastic parties/festivals such as Common Riding to commemorate various battles. Whole towns filling up with horse galloping, whisky drowning and flag waving chaos at its very finest.

 

[The Birdman]

Salmon farming!
Faking monsters
Fighting our wars
Raining more than South of England( so my brother- inlaw tells me!
More wind farms on land. Etc etc

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Whetting each other at local derbies